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by stripmine
2-25-04
...so I say to h.e.r. that "If h.e. is so ##*SMART*#*, how come it's m.e. spending the day making photos and having lunch with his beautiful wife, while he's at work trying to earn 'm.o.n.e.y.'?!"
Whoa! That's "stellar"! [CLAP]
It brought tears to my heart. I truly loved h.e.r., and it was clear s.h.e. truly loved m.e., and that we both truly loved the vision that h.e. had lost.
I'm just a microphone, so what do I know. But wait-a-sec: she had you stripped down almost completely naked, you were turned on, and you didn't put on a nametag that said L.U.T.Z. 'cause of acronyms?
get.(SMART) = 110-010 = s.t.d.
I had a pen around the house somewhere, probably. But I couldn't go all the way. She has an s.t.d. that doesn't get cured until 2010.
You missed some primo tail, Mr. Aisto. It was cured in 0403. You missed out on like...geez, do the math. That's a lot of great sex you didn't get to have, and never will.
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