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by Nibor
10-25-01
We should talk. I've caught you hacking into government sites, stealing money from banks, and building an army of police robots!
You're overly paranoid, Bob. It was all pretty harmless, and...oh, crap. Oops.
Oops? What oops? What have you done now?
Um. Nothing, really. Say, Bob, have you ever considered moving to a new place? Like, say, in the next few minutes?
You launched missles at the house again, didn't you.
Lasers, via satellite. The generators are powering up now. We really should go.

by Nibor
10-25-01
Tobor, word on the street is that you're having a problem with getting soft.
RAR! Not true! TOBOR NOT GETTING SOFT!
But, Tobor, several people over the past few weeks have reported getting away with just some heavy petting. Where's the cornholing?
RAR! Tobor not feel like cornholing! Tobor wants to take it slow!
Oh yea? So, you gonna ******** me?
*sigh* Tobor's Viagra did not come in the mail today, either.

by Nibor
10-25-01
WWJDFAKB? Could it be?
You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
He wouldn't...would he?
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
Oh yes. Jesus would even do the Hokey Pokey for a Klondike bar.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about
That's what it's all about! *clap*clap*

by Nibor
10-25-01
If I can't save this strip, maybe Bob can.
AI, I've decided what we need to help bring new life to this strip. New characters!
Like what?
Hi, I'm Jacob, the crass old cynic.
And I'm Judy, Bob's romantic interest!
Hm. Maybe not.
That's all I've got so far...any other ideas?
Romantic interest. *giggle* For you. *giggle* That's the funniest thing this strip has seen in months.

by Nibor
10-25-01
Bob & AI are back...but do we care?
Well, AI, we're back. There's lots of changes around here since we last appeared in a panel.
What kind of changes? It's the same old house as always.
All these new toys to play with...
Not in our house, AI. The stripcreator site! All sorts of new gizmos and gadgets and pictures and backgrounds!
And yet, here we are, same ****, different day. I bet Nibor even goes for the same old punchline.
Jesus, Cross, Fire. It's still funny.
Ow! Fire! Dad-Dammit!
You know, even I'm tired of this joke.

by Nibor
10-24-01
What ELSE Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?
I'd walk on water!
Boooooring...
I'd cure the sick!
So would my doctor.
I'd start the Apocalypse!
Ooooh...that's a good one.

by Nibor
10-24-01
Folks, I think it's time you asked yourself...
What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?
This is a much better deal than when I did this for your sins.

by PoKeE
6-17-01
This one's for Nibor...
Ahem...we're here to protest the misuse of my friend, Tobor, in your childish comic strips.
We robots are built for the sole purpose of helping humanity, and the very thought of us running rampant and shouting obscenities is ridculous, and should be stopped.
RAR! TOBOR'S FEELINGS HURT.
Shut up or I'll ******** you!

by Nibor
6-17-01
Little Red Riding hood went through the forest to Grandma's house.
Hm. I wonder where that wily wolf is...
When she got there, she was quite confused by "Grandma."
Gee, grandma, what a big red...oh my.
RAR! THE BETTER TO CORNHOLE YOU WITH, MY DEAR!
The ending is a little different in the Tobor Tales version.
Um...let's just say the lumberjack doesn't do a good job of saving her.
RAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE LUMBERJACK, TOO!

by Nibor
6-17-01
Today, on Tales with Tobor, we have Little Miss Muffet.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Damn, curds and whey are awful.
Along came a Tobor, and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away.
RAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I'm outta here. Waiter? Check please!

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