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by bakawaii, 1-01-06

by bakawaii
1-01-06
So dude, what's your New Year's resolution?
I dunno, I never manage to keep them, so what's the point?
Well, maybe you should make a resolution you don't want to keep. You know, to ensure it doesn't happen.
Hmmm, interesting... okay, this year, I resolve to... kill all humans!
Uh... okay. This year I guess I resolve to choose saner friends.
Hey, you said to pick something I don't want to happen...

by bakawaii
12-25-05
What are you talking about?
Nevermind, it's nothing.
Anyway... I'm sorry to say it, but the network is bankrupt. Your last show was your last show. I'm really sorry, Benny. *sigh* Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas, man. Damn. I suppose now you gotta tell Momoiro...
Yeah. Not looking forward to it, but it has to be done. Well... listen, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Bye... *click* ...Man, I'd say I wish I was never born, if I wasn't afraid Clarence would show up...

by bakawaii
12-25-05
I'm afraid it goes deeper than that. They've been sued for trademark infringement.
What the hell? What trademark?
Jacuzzi.
Ja- but.. I thought that was just like Italian for spa, or something.
I dunno, I mean I thought something along those lines, too, but apparently it's a brand name. And the PTBs at the network were just as clueless about it as us.
I guess we really did hitch our star to the wrong wagon.

by bakawaii
12-25-05
Yeah, no, it's actually not about that. I mean, I was gonna mention it, but I hadn't seen it either, and anyway... well, it's not important.
So what is it?
I found out what's up at Jacuzzi Central.
Why, what's up?
The reason they've been so cheap and all, especially about the website recently...
You mean it's not just cuz nobody carries the damn network?

by bakawaii
12-25-05
A couple hours later, Benny is woken by the ringing of his phone.
Ring!
Dammit, still tired. This better be important... Hello?
Hey, Benny, sorry to call so early...
Oh, Dave. Man, you wouldn't believe the dreams I've been having...
You'll have to tell me all about it later... I need to talk about the show...
If it's about ATHF, I'm sorry, I hadn't actually had a chance to see my tape of the last episode before the show, and when I saw it, it was like, oh, did they say when the movie would be out...?

by bakawaii
12-25-05
Benny awakes with a start...
Oh, man, was it all a dream? I guess I was sleeping, after all!
Funny thing I don't feel the slightest bit rested...
Benny looks at his clock...
4:53? Dammit... Man, I hope I can get some real sleep without all these crazy dreams!

by bakawaii
12-25-05
That's right!
Oh... man. I love your movie so much. Please don't ruin it for me.
What's this? There's cynicism in the air! What's-
Shut up! Stop it! I bloody mean it! I won't allow you to ruin this! All these lame parodies of cool holiday specials and whatnot, even the son of God, coming in here... it's not right! It has to stop!
Aw, you're just cranky cuz you haven't gotten any sleep.
AND WHOSE BLOODY FAULT IS THAT?! IT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE AND THINGS! GAH! JUST GET OUT AND LET ME SLEEP ALREADY!

by bakawaii
12-25-05
Thank God, I'm all alone! I wonder if this nightmare is finally over? Heh, maybe next Seth Cohen will show up with a Yarmuclaus for me. That'd actually be kinda cool.
Course on the other hand, with my luck, some wookiees will show up, instead... That's all I need, to be trapped in a Star Wars Christmas Special...
Did someone say "Nightmare?"
Uh, yeah, dude. Like two frames ago. So who are you s'posed to be, friggin' Jack Skellington?

by bakawaii
12-25-05
Happy birthday!
Frosty, you like my voice, don't you?
Oh my God, it just gets weirder and weirder... I'm starting to feel like frickin' Johnny Bravo, or something... OMG, I swear, if he shows up, I'm outta here...
I think your voice is fine, Rudolph. Why, did this jerk make some kinda crack? Hey, you dissin' my friend?
He did, Frosty! He was so mean!
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. Now, be a good reindeer and snowman, and morph out of here, for the love of God!

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