well people it is a scary world we live in these days. new stronger diseases and weapons. the possibility of a zombie outbreak. who knows what will bring the coming apocalypse.
so one that note i will provide all you poor lost souls with something that you can all enjoy.
oh crap what happened? where am i? who are you? last i remeber i was in a whiskey drinking contest.
welcome to hell you condemed soul, where all your fears come to be realized.
you know i never told anyone this, but my greatest fear is to be buried up to my neck in a pile of hookers.
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alright before i go any further i would like to apologize to those that take up the noble profession of prostitution. i hope the ladies at Far East Escorts will forgive my little transgression.