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God, Jamalia has a nice pair of titties, and we're all alone in this cave... Think of something smooth to say to her, Sanderson, and she may sleep with you!
Think smooth, Sanderson... Think smooth... SMOOOOOOTH... SMOOOOOOTH...
Hey, Jamalia... Would you'd like to lick my taint as I jack off in your hair weave?

Meanwhile, back on Planet Air-Dick-monkey?-Ook!-times-three WTF...
Air Dick, monkey?
Ook!
Air Dick, monkey?
Ook!
Air Dick, monkey?
Ook!

Steady...
Steady...
We're keeping the cat... You're fired.
FUCK!!!
Leave the ball.

"I'm not totally sure because they all look alike, but..."
"...I think the ******* who ate my pricless koi fish..."
"...is the second on from the right."
*BUUUURRRRP*

I'm here at the northern border to show how we keep Canadians from crossing into the America illegally...
"All we see is a painted blue line, Mr. President."
Eggs-ZACTLY!
"How's that going to keep Canadians from crossing illegally?"
Because, they respect and obey our laws, dip****!

I'm ready for you, Dracula...
Oh, God...
MAKE ME IMMORTAL!!
I think I'm going to be sick
Dracula..?
YAAAAAAAAACK!!

If, you're a Muslim and this flag offends you, then...
...GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!
Leave behind your big-breasted, less-hairy women, however.

I like you... I'm going to give you my phone number.
Does that mean you want me to call you?
Or course... I was thinking you could ask me out on a date.
Does that mean you want to have sex with me?
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, PERVERT!!
Damn, I was so close this time!

Was I able to answer all your questions?
All except one, my furry little friend.
Lay it on me, my pasty big doofus!
How is that bench you're sitting on able to stay upright with only two legs?
I don't know... It's your sour milk-induced hallucination!
You mean, I don't really have a foot-and-a-half long *****?

"What the deal with your new bed frame, Frank?"
"The salesman at the furniture store said there was some kind of freak accident at the manufacturing facility, Stan... I think the deer gives the frame 'chararcter'."
"If, you say so, Frank."

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