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The area is secure, sire!
You don't have to do this, Clarence...
Security is my life, sire!
I mean, I'm not expecting you to dress up as a knight to protect my home... Especially, in this desert heat!
I do feel like a hot, sweaty **** in a gay man's humid rectum. Sire.
How would you know that?

'Ello!
Just what do you think you're doing there, mate?
I want to hold my dead wife's hand one more time before they bury her, sir!
Oh... I thought you we trying to lift up the blanket so you can have sex with her corpse.
Well, that, too.

Woo! Woo!
Are we ready to go?
"Give it a few... The computer is still generating a random background."
Woo! Woo!
Okay.
Let me have a drag from you pipe, Mr. Bimbleman!
So, I can contract some kind of deadly crustacean virus from your stupid ass? Fuck that ****, Crabby!

Hmmpf!
Sorry dude...
Sorry is not good enough!
What can I do to make it up to you?
You can start by reminding me why I am upset with you!
You mean, you can't remember either?

I can't believe I got dumped out here in the middle of the Sahara Desert!
I feel more out of place her than, say a...
CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT!!!

We're looking for volunteer fireman, Melty...
I have no arms!
Besides, I'll melt if I get to close to an open flame!
You could join the paramedic team.
I have no CPR certification!

What do you want for movie night tonight?
Cockporn!
Don't you mean POPCORN?
No.
What?

I don't know why she kicked my ass this time... I thought my Lyme disease joke was super funny.
What Lyme disease joke?
The one I just did in Groovy!®...
Oh... I don't actually view that strip anymore.
Why not?
My computer's on top of the kitchen table and some jack off stole my high chair!

Are you going to just float around the apartment all day, Clowny?
Yeah. I mean, I don't go into work until nine tonight.
Why would the hospital need a cancer ward clown at night when the kids are asleep?
They're easier to molest when they are unconscious!
Tell me more...

What's your name, sweet cheeks?
Hiromi.
That's an unusual name... Where you from?
You're mom's *****!
So am I... We have so much in common! We should go back to my place and do it!
So, you're into ****ing long lost sisters who grew up in Japan?

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