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It's your opening move, John...
Hello? It's your opening move!
DAMMIT JOHN!! MAKE A MOVE!!!
I don't think he can reach me.

So, you say no to everything?
Yes, everything.
Everything?
EVERYTHING!!
So, you'd say no to me sitting on your face for the next three days while I lick your scrotum with my tongue?
HELL FUCKING NO!!!!

Don't give me that overreacting look, Randolph...
I told you I'm a prison parolee when you rented me your spare room.
You didn't tell me you were convicted of butt****ing lab monkeys in a children's cancer ward while high on Febreeze air freshener!
What's your point, spazoid?

Let's see... I shoot up my high school, killing fourteen and injuring dozens of other students and staff.
I covered my head with a ski mask so no one could indentify me, wore gloves for no fingerprints, used a voice modulator, yet I still got caught. How the hell did they know it was me?
I guess the live stream from my personal facebook account during the rampage and video confession brag on YouTube after-wards didn't help.

Fucking security crab...
You mean it wasn't your wife who kicked your ass this time?
No... Thank God!
Are you saying you'd rather get beat up the by crab than your wife?
Yes, because the crab doesn't make me **** it after kicking my ass!
Oh, snap!

Are you drinking my Satanic tea, Miyuki?
Hai!
Hi to you... But, are you drinking my Satanic tes?
Hai!
AND HI TO YOU FUCKING TOO!!!ARE YOU DRINKING MY GODDAMNED SATANIC TEA???
HAI!!!

*slurp* *slurp* *SLUURRRRP*
Why are you licking your ice cream so loudly, Butch?
I'm pretending its your left tit, Phreaky.
Okay... Carry on.
**SLU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RP**

Wanna go inside for a night cap, Miyuki?
Hai, Gabe-san.
Go ahead, Miyuki... Don't be shy!
You must ret go of Miyuki's reft butt cheek first.

Meanwhile, back at the party...
Hi, my name is Neo...
Nice to meet you... I'm Jamalia.
So, Jamalia... What do they do?
"They"? Are you talking about my breasts?
Yup.
They don't really do anything except give losers like you boner fuel for jack sessions when they get home.

So, Jesus... What do you think of my new office layout?
Seems to be a lot of cubicles with high walls, George.
I find that when you isloate people, they tend to be more productive.
Well, you'll experience a lot of isolation in the Afterlife where your headed!
Wait... Are you saying I'm going to hell I die, Jesus?
Of course... We don't let *******s in Heaven. George.

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