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Wow... You wife is PISSED!
That she is!
Did you forget your ten-year anniversary?
Actually, I remembered. She was the one who forgot.
Ah, ****... You reminded her!
NEXT!!!

Holy, ****... I can see Mrs. Fanny-dimples showering in the upstairs bathroom!
That's it... Lather up those over-sized baskeballs you call breasts!
"CALL THE POLICE. HENRY!!! THERE'S A FLAT-HEADED PERVERT OUTSIDE WATCHING ME LATHER UP THESE OVER-SIZED BASKETBALLS, AKA MY BREASTS!!!!!"
Next.

Okay... For this scene, I just need you to stand there with a confused look on your face.
What am I confused about...
What I'll be layering in for the background in post!
Don't tell me you're going to CGI a kangaroo butt-****ing a koala bear again!
Okay... I won't tell you I'm going CGI a kangaroo butt-****ing koala bear! Again!
NEXT!!!!

I've noticed that whenever RCLG attempts an SFPD, his quality of his comics really degrades!
That's becaused they're rushed...
Personally, I can't tell the difference!
Speaking of Rush, Neal Peart died and I never had the chance to drum-off with him!
NEXT!!!!

Stand still...
Okay.
Now, think about Ellen Degeneres tighting cam bolts with her ****.
*BOING*
WE'VE GOT BONER!!!!!
NEXT!!!!

If, you go into that confessional, you will regret it!
How will I regret it?
Because, if you confess all your sins, you'll be giving up the life of debauchery I've provided for you!
What are you talking about? I'm Catholic. I don't have to give up my debaucherous life style... I'll just come back again next Sunday and re-confess!
FUCKING LOOPHOLES!!!!
NEXT!!!!!

How do you like my new poster, Sally?
Is that who I think it is?
It is if you think it's Ellen Degeneres!
Is she doing what I think she's doing?
it is if you think she's tightening the cam bolts on a 351 Cleveland engine block! With her ****!
NEXT!!!

Honey..? Are you home?
Oh, cool... Now, I can go jack it to bug-eating porn in the masturbation room!
"Oh, your home? I didn't hear you come in... I was in the masturbation room finger-****ing myself to the Home Shopping Channel."
Next.

This is it!
This is what?
The first SFPD for 2020!
The say hindsight's 2020!
So's your mom's max payload!
NEXT!!!

What do you see, Melty...
There's nobody around!
I think the only one we need to be concerned with is Jew_Blew, but he's probably in his man cave jacking it to bug-smashing porn!
At his age??? Does it even still get hard???
Speaking of hard, it shouldn't be too hard to put up an SFPD while everyone's gone and the Blew man is whacking his wet noodle in the man cave!
LET'S DO THIS!!!

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