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Is that the box for donated women's clothing clothing, Butch?
Um, yes.
It looks empty.
I can explain!
Does it involve you dressing up as a woman and doing you're own solo fashion in front of a mirror?
Why? Is that a sin?

Wow, guys... That was one big fart!
Possibly, my biggest ever! Right, guys?
Guys?

Are you offering performance-enhancing drugs before my match?
Of course, not... These are tampons.
Why would I need a tampon? I'm a man.
But, you are a soccer player, right?
So..?
Aren't soccer players pussies?

This is Phil McKracken on location at Phillip's home as he is keeping eye on the follower count for RCLG...
Where we at?
Still 110.
Your reply was more informative than funny... Kind of like one of crabby's comics.

Listen, Butch... We're going to be cellmates for a long time.
So?
So, we need to be able to get a long amicably... Threatening to shove that knife up my ******* because I used up all the toilet paper is make the atmos-phere in here very tense!
You're misunderstanding me... I'm not threatening to shove this knife up your ass.
You're not?
No... I'm GOING to shove this knife up your ass!

Next on TruTV... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Not even a blind cop sees Death coming until it's too late!"
You're saying you knew the victim?
I know all my victims!
All your victims? How many we talking?
You mean, since the dawn of man? Billions upon billions!
How about since the dawn of today, wise ass..?
Almost 5000, but it's been a slow morning so far.

Air Dick, Satan?
Don't you know it's not smart to taunt me? I will damn your soul for all eternity... An eternity of pain and agony, with no bathroom breaks! Muwahahaha!!
Oh. Right. That sounds terrible!
And, yet...
Air Dick, Satan?

...and it was at that point I knew her vagina was playing for keeps, if...you...know...what... ...I......MEAN!!!
WILL YOU TWO MORONS STOP CHIT-CHATTING AND COME HELP ME??? I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE!!!!!
Did you hear something?

How's life, Downer Dan?
Take a wild guess, Captain Obvious!
Flying squirrels mate for life?
What in the name of butt****ing Amish people are you talking about?
You told me to take a wild guess. So, I did. Duh-uh.

What's wrong with what I'm wearing, dad?
It's not appropriate attire for church...
Why not?
BECAUSE, YOU LOOK LIKE SATAN'S LESBIAN LOVER!!!!
I can't believe you said that! I mean, you're the last person on Earth who I thought would get the look I was going for! THANK YOU!!!!

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