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Do you see the width of the pencil in relation to the size of the port hole..?
"Yes."
That's what it will feel like when you **** me!
"That loose, huh? What about your rectum?"
Even worse!

My work is done here! *SLUUUUUURRRRRP*
Sir, I just read a comic comment from dBoba that RCL no. 7000 needs to be "damn good"...
You mean, like my World's Famous Coffee?
I guess, if you consider that swill you keep pushing on this website to be damn good.
Tell me again why I keep you around, you stupid ****!
Handjobs, sir... Your arms don't reach, remember?

This is it... We are almost at 7000!
YAY!!
We could pull a ragu_d_Blough and quit right here!
We certainly could! We certainly could!
What would atomiclunch do?
Look at the website on a daily basis, then maybe toss in a comic or two in the next six months?

My wife had an appoinment at the day spa for a "short needling" session, which apparently cost upwards of a thousand dollars...
Ummm...
I told her that's a lot of money to pay a midget to tease her about her looks. I mean, I'd be happy to do it for free!
Excuse me.
Turns out short needling is a type of facial using accupuncture.
Can you give me a hand over here?

WHY WERE YOU LATE, CORPORAL CHRIST!!!
I WAS STUCK IN TRAFF- wait. Is this one of RCLG's lame-ass continu-ation comcs?
'Fraid so.
Oh.
Now... Where were we? Oh, yeah. WHY ARE YOU LATE, CORPORAL CHRIST???
I WAS STUCK TRAFFIC BECAUSE SOME WETBACK IN A CHEVY CAMARO GAVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS MAKING THEM INSTANT U.S. CITIZENS!!!!

HO! HO! HO!!!!!
LOOK AWAY!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!
I CAN'T!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HOW LONG HAS YOUR WIFE BEEN FUCKING THE CAT?????
SINCE CHRIST WAS A CORPORAL!!!!

by Ranger77
12-10-19
A somewhat big story today: A 20 year old with an inflated resume is "Rude-boy's" (Rudy G's) personal assistant!
I'm fierce! I've watched every Power Rangers episode!
Some right wing pundits are upset that she is facing scrutiny....
I was Queen of the World. I invented the Internet, Cialis and Pop-Tarts!
...but they are confident in her abilities to be a political dynamo!
As soon as I get done stretching I'm going to make a YouTube video about my new makeup line.
She makes me happy pappy!

by Ranger77
12-09-19
Protecting our country against the DEEP STATE. An elite team of TRUE PATRIOTS. They are THE KAG-GERS!
I'm Devin Nunes. In my true form. I am proud to have Putin's brand on my behind. BIIITCH!
Teddy Cruz right here, pardner! Treat me like a ***** as long as you be GOP! Yo. Word to ya motha!
The TRUE Conservative voices for a NEW generation!
Rude-boy be ME, Rudy G! I took a train to Ukraine in da Purple Rain didn't do Cocaine...I must refrain!
And I'm Jeffery.
Jeffrey?
Our Nanny. He gives us our medication, and tucks us in at night to keep the monsters under the bed from coming out.

by Ranger77
12-09-19
And you are here in that outfit because...?
Looking for Ukrainians. Teddy and Rude-boy said they were here.
Teddy and Rude-boy?
They my homies. We riding like troops through this mother****a!
Homies. Really.
I'm trying to grow the base. Don't hate.

by Ranger77
12-09-19
*ahem*
You're Devin Nunes aren't you?
Shhhh. I'm in disguise.

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