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attitudechicka, boloboffin, christopher7murphy, mandingo


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by mandingo
9-03-17
their relationship started on somewhat, shall we say... tenuous footing
hey, stop that kid, he's stealing my bike!
but as they grew they found in each other not only a best friend, but comfort in knowing they weren't the only one different from the other boys...
i feel things about you i don't think i'm supposed to
if it's love, how can it be wrong?
until one day, many years later, after society had finally caught up with what they'd known since they were boys, they declared their love to each other...
i do take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and health, as long as we both shall live.
and i do... CALL NO HOMO!... BAHAHAHAHAH!!! all the ****sucking, all the anal?? all a ruse! i'm not even bi!! THAT'S FOR MY HUFFY RANGLER, BITCH!!!

by mandingo
5-02-17
yeah, of course i've heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
TOUCHED HIM LAST!
what?
dude, he's eating me out of house and home, can't turn water into wine, and keeps hitting on my 15 year old daughter. you know how long i've been working on that ****? good luck, he's yours.
oh, BADASS, a black family! break out the dabs, Tyrone!

by mandingo
4-28-17
tough loss today, coach. first that field goal is wide left, then you get stopped 4th and inches, then ****d by that mascot for a good hour, then that costly offsides
you. all. just. watched. who? just? watches? WHO?! JUST?! WATCHES?!
well, he was clearly offsides.
i'm standing... like this... so it runs... down my leg... into my shoe... and then i'll BURN... my shoe... and BURY.. my shoe... and FORGET.
sooner than you'll forget that missed field goal no doubt!

by boloboffin
3-13-17
YOU LOST
GET OVER IT

by mandingo
12-21-16
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT HONEY WE KNOW THE NAMES WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT CAN FIND WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED IF YOU GOT THE MONEY HONEY WE GOT YOUR DISEASE
IN THE JUNGLE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
Jungle burger and a Jungle Fry
I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEE excellent choice, sir.

by mandingo
6-14-16
they gave my cousin a year to live. every morning she writes a letter. "Dear cancer, you're killing me. But not today." she'll be wrong one time and right hundreds and considers that a small victory
that must be a thing because my wife was a victim of **** and she did the same thing - every day wrote a letter to her ******. but she mailed them. wasn't too sure about that
or the brunches.
now all I get is postcards.

by mandingo
3-10-16
you find yourself in a precarious situation, Forthwind. the church wants your head. you've been found in a rather... compromising... position with a stableboy
sire, he begayed me!
he claims you're in a semi-committed relationship for four summers now and have gone so far as to adopt a little Moor boy you call Morehead
his begayment is truly strong, sire! it must rival any mage in the land to make a god-fearing tang-loving subject such as myself stay in such an ungodly committed relationship for that long!
semi-committed. he apparently has two other such families
that. little. *****.

by mandingo
11-23-15
i know we're moving pretty fast but do you think it's possible to just KNOW?
your subconscious, your cells, your genes, whatever, just KNOWS. just realizes you've found the one?
Troy?
what? oh, sweety, i'm sorry, were you talking to me? i tend to stop listening after they put out.

by mandingo
10-15-15
you take $1200?
get the FUCK out of here! when i post a price on a car, consider me FUCKING Walmart! do you walk in there and try to talk them down on Great Value Anal-Ese?? NO!
if i knew he was going to try to PRESS me against the wainscoting and FUCK me in the ASS, i'd have stayed home and brainstormed how to break up with his wife and still get my Croce albums back!
what an ASSHOLE! a DOUCHE of the highest FUCKING order! a FUCKING BLISTER on the FUCKING TIP of a FUCKING LEPER'S FUCKING MOLTING FUCKING COCK!!!
1250?
done.

by mandingo
9-02-15
people are always asking me how i landed this gig. not a minute of college. hell, didn't even finish high school. yet here i am - VP.
truth be told, i wouldn't get a THING done if it weren't for COFFEE.
ain't that right, Coffee?
**** you, Don.

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