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by seanator
4-04-12
One fine day...
Halt, you are Jaques Moreau! A member of the resistance!
I must come up with a conundrum to short circuit this cybertron
I've just spent my infant son's diaper money on methanphetamine, should I just tell my wife I gambled it away?
That wasn't a paradox, but I'm still going to kill myself.

by Beeko180
2-17-12
I'm here. Sorry I'm late. Where's the crime scene? Where's the body? Do you have an analysis of the report? What'd you see the night of-
What? What the **** are you talking about? There hasn't been a murder here in over sixteen years... where the **** have you been?
strahteingaftofrm...
What?
STRAIGHTENING A PHOTO FRAME!!!

by Beeko180
2-17-12
Hey count blackula! I'm clarice! I guess you have a big **** huh?
I have no blood in my body... I can't get an erection...
Wanna scissor?
Are you gay?
I don't uhm... I don't know. I'm just so confused.

by Beeko180
2-11-12
Hey babe can we just cuddle tonight?
What? No sex? Sure.
Really? That's fine with you?
You know I don't need you for the sex! If I wanted to I could walk right out of this room and bang the next chick I saw. There are 7 billion people on this earth.
Okay go for it.
Fine, we'll cuddle.

by Beeko180
2-08-12
Alright, but promise me you won't post them on your facebook.
I won't.
WHAT THE FUCK?! ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST SAID YOU PUT THEM ALL OVER YOUR WALL AND TAGGED YOUR ENTIRE FRIENDS LIST!!!
Yeah... you gotta give me credit on that, I have like more than a thousand friends on there... I think about a hundred of them are from korea... should have thought those guys through....
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO IT!
Actually saying "I won't" to "Promise me..." pretty much sums this up. So how's that sandwich coming?

by Beeko180
2-04-12
Bad news... my family died in the car accident... my sister's baby will never be born.
Oh my god. That's so horrible. I don't what to say.. I just...
I'm sorry for your loss...

by Beeko180
2-04-12
So this is it? I stay in heaven after comitting almost every sin in the bible?
Yep pretty much.
Do they have shaving cream here? I like to keep my goatee in check.
Fuck I didn't notice that...
Sheisse...

by Beeko180
2-04-12
So what about all the bad stuff I did?
Like killing millions of people without being happy about it?
Yeah. Isn't it a sin to kill?
Fuck the sins. Look at this gut I lag around all day...
If that's not gluttony then my beard is a fashion statement and not because I'm too lazy to wag my finger for a magical razor.

by Beeko180
2-04-12
Hey, that's not true!
Yeah you're right...
I am?
Yeah...
You did put up the bunker...

by Beeko180
2-04-12
There's a lot of jews up here...
Well gee, where the **** did you think they were going?
To be honest I never actually planned beyond the initial slaughter part.
You killed yourself in a bunker.
I'm pretty sure you planned jack****.

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