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by sandinmycrack
2-22-07
Childrens Letters To Jesus..UNDER THE SEA!
Hey jesus! this letter comes from Little Timmy Tonko from Boise Idaho.
Blessed be the one who reads Jesus' mail for him.
I'm sorry, I cant read.
Than how did you know who sent it?
Look, this isnt Mr Rogers Neighborhood and I sure as hell aint Mr. Mcfeely so read your own god damn letter ok?
Ok, throw it in with the rest of the unread childrens letters... Man I wish i could scratch my ass.

by sandinmycrack
2-19-07
I have good news! your daughters abortion was a complete success!
I dont have a daughter, you aborted her remember? I am here to pick up some birth control.
Well I recommend more abortions afterall you cant spell "Birth control" without "abortion".
Yes you can.
Really? I will be damned! From now on i want you to perform the abortions!
Well the only coat hangers you have here are those plastic ones that are in a fixed position, how the hell am i suppose to work with those? What kind of plunger do you guys keep in the utility closet?

by sandinmycrack
2-19-07
Hello, I would like to sign up for clown college please.
I'm sorry we dont enroll retards. People are conditioned not to laugh at them.
I'm not retarded i am handicapped.
I say po-TAY-to, you say po-TAH-to.
HEY!
Oh I'm sorry retard. I meant "I say po-TAY-to, you say something incoherent, crap your pants, than drool all over your shirt" . Get the **** out of here Master Blaster!

by sandinmycrack
10-17-06
Hey Bonesy, its almost halloween do you have any safety tips for the little trick or treaters?
I sure do Dr. Spookenmeyer! Dont enter a strangers house for candy. Always wait outside with a Guardian or friend.
Gosh Bonesy You sure know alot about halloween safety.
I should, afterall i am the decaying corpse of a 13 year old girl you ****d, killed and ****d again last halloween.
HAHAHAHA OH BONESY! Atleast you got some gummi worms out of the deal.
I NOW HUNGER FOR CANDIED SOULS!!!

by sandinmycrack
10-17-06
I'm sorry sir, your toilet trained cat ran in here and I didnt know what to do for it when it was finished.
Thats ok. I take my Mr Jingles everywhere, especially to fancy French restuarants and let him use the toilets.
Well, I attempted my bathroom attendant duties and tried to wash and dry his hands but he wouldn't have any of it.
Ya like most cats Mr. Jingles doesn't care for water.
I wish you were here earlier to tell me that before Mr. Jingles punctured my scrotum.
Oh he would of done that anyways. Bathroom attendants make us sick.

by sandinmycrack
2-05-06
Hey there baby are you from tennesse? Because you are the only TEN I SEE!
Damn you are smooth. I like your mug"Number One Dad". Does your wife know you are picking up girls at the bar?
The mug says "Number One Dad" not "Number One Husband". Besides she is out of town.
Really? Then who is looking after your kid?
Dont worry about him. I have him bound and gagged to the bed Like Sharon Stone did in "Casino".
Wow you're practical and a great father! Lets get out of here!

by sandinmycrack
1-25-06
It sure gets lonely being a bathroom attendent. No one wants to make conversation with me, they just look at me like I'm less of a man and leave as quick as possible.
People just crap all over us and leave. But we will always have each other isnt that right Flushy?
Whats that? You want me to lick you?

by sandinmycrack
1-20-06
*choke* Gary ...the watercooler is broken....can i have a sip from your..mug *choke*
No way Barry, this is my "Number One Dad" mug I cant let just anyone drink from it. Besides you dont even have kids.
*choke* Yes i do,.. I have 3....kids*choke gag*
Well you obviously arent a very good one, seeing as you dont bring a mug saying how good you are to the office.
*choke*ACK!!!! I'm a great father...*CHOKE!!!*
Choke on your lies.

by sandinmycrack
1-19-06
Im sorry to bother you but i was brought here to investigate child abuse claims.
Thats right, I beat my kid often.
That is illegal sir, I'm afraid I have to take you in.
Maybe you didnt see my mug.
"Number One Dad"? I wouldnt be able to live with myself knowing i locked up such a good father! I'm sorry for this inconvenience, you are free to go.
Good thing otherwise i wouldnt be able to test my hypothethis "Stabbing 5 year old through the hand with a screwdriver will cause him to cry".

by sandinmycrack
1-10-06
Trick Or Treat!
Aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?
Holy Crap! You are Abe Vigoda! Wait until I tell everyone that Abe Vigoda:"Otis" from "Good Burger" lives in my neighborhood!
You know i was also "Sal Tessio" in "the Godfather" aswell
Wow, the honorable"judge powell" from "Jury Duty" himself.
Please kill me.

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