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There's nothing like a fresh cup of my World's Famous coffee in the early morn...
Now, only if my arms were long enough to reach my mouth so I can ****ing drink said cup of coffee. In the early morn.

Don't tell me...
DON'T TELL ME!!!
Still stuck on 110!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, back at Blindman's secret lair... Which is not really a secret, because it's just a normal house in a busy neighborhood But, Blindman doesn't know that because, well, he's blind.
Are you ready to fight crime today, Monk Boy?
Yes, Blindman!
Did you hear me, Monk Boy? Fight? Crime? TODAY?? SAY SOMETHING!!
YES!!
GODDAMNED VOW OF SILENCE!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!!

by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

Hey, Ted... Your standing in the middle of a busy highway and you're fast asleep.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You hear me, Ted? Middle of a busy highwy? Fast Asleep? Could be dangerous? WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
ZZZZZZZ-**snort* What the..? Why did you wake me, Lizzy? I was in the middle of a great ****ing dream!
The one where you're have sex with Gal Gadot and a young Salma Hayek?
Yeah, but this time we're ****ing while filming one of those funny GEICO commercials!

Hey, Stickboy... Where do you want me to put this window?
Stickboy! Window! Where do you want it! Getting heavy! STICKBOY!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FUCKING HYPNOTIST FROM THE PREVIOUS COMIC!!!!!

You are feeling very sleepy...
Very sleepy...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Holy crap... This **** actually works!

And, this is where Cherylene's meth-shed burned down.
I can still smell the odor of burnt SudafedĀ®!
I put in a claim with the insurance company and they promptly had the police arrest Cherylene.
Actually, it smells like she was using Extra-Strength SudafedĀ®... No wonder she burned down her meth-shed!
Now, it looks like I'll be humping my deformed right hand the 5 to 10 years!
To recap: Cherylene burned down her meth-shed. Using Extra-Strength SudafedĀ®. Which was retarded.

"Who did you bring in for Show & Tell today, Clarence?"
Jesus Christ , Mrs. Dollarnipples.
Howdy!
"Well, normally we don't allow religion in public school, but I'll let if go as I think everyone is interested in why you brought Son of God in today."
He's going to perform the miracle of recovering body with skin! YAY!
Maybe.
"Maybe?"
MAYBE????
I hear the cafeteria food is pretty good here... Especially, the sloppy joes.

Come back inside, Randolph...
Hmmmpf!
Don't you think you're over-reacting a tad?
A TAD?? A TAD?? You ****ed my blind, diabetic cat in the ass!!
It's not like I killed it or something...
HE BLED OUT THIS MORNING, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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