All comics by unstableursine

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
I am but a squirrel.
That's easy for you to say!
What?
Oh, I just... never mind.

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
What were you originally?
Whaddaya mean?
I mean... You're ashes, but ashes of what, exactly?
Oh... Huh... I guess I never really thought about it before.
Well, maybe you better start.
Alright, I give up! You broke me! I was an avocado.

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
*You* were an avocado?
Yeah, so?
How'd you get burnt?
Let's just say I wasn't the freshest avocado in the fruit bowl.
... Was that a metaphor?
What? No.

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
Wait... Is an avocado even a fruit?
Why wouldn't it be?
I thought it was a vegetable.
Hm... Maybe it's both. Like a tomato.
A tomato isn't both. A tomato is a fruit.
You lie like a rug. Now *that* was a metaphor!

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
"You lie like a rug" is a simile, not a metaphor.
...
You always have to be right, don't you?!
Yes. Yes, I do. And a tomato is a fruit.
Whatever. I'm leaving.

 

by unstableursine
3-10-02
As if from nowhere, the chilling Bostonian rocker appears.
Yo. I be the Bizzay-erker.
Is that a baby?
No, it's a viola.
Don't bring the strings section into this!

 

by unstableursine
3-14-02
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I don't even wanna know.

 

by unstableursine
3-14-02
Thank Krishna! That was an uncomfortable series of moments.
Oh wait... I'm an atheist. Damn.

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