people vagrancy is following

BlackAlice, Bull_Moose, pnmclaug


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by Bull_Moose
1-08-10
There's a new client fo you in the conference room.
Giving me a new client... this is a bad sign.
Hey, his retainer check cleared.
HOW DID IT WRITE A CHECK?!

by Bull_Moose
1-08-10
I want to continue pursuing this case, but I don't want to pay any more attorney fees.

by Bull_Moose
10-26-09
Hey, I heard you negotiated a good settlement offer in the Holbrook case.
Yeah. It's not quite what the client was looking for, but considering the circumstances I think it's more than fair. Once I explain everything to her, I'm sure she'll be happy with it.
Ha! You're hilarious. Don't lose that sense of humor.
Uh...
Later, Widow Holbrook comes in to discuss the offer.
YOU PEOPLE F'ED ME! $#%&#! THIS IS WHY EVERYONG F'ING HATES LAWYERS!
I wish I were dead.

by Bull_Moose
8-10-09
My house is being foreclosed on tomorrow. Can you help me stop it?
It's a little late, but I might be able to help you. Why is your house being foreclosed on?
I haven't made the mortgage payments in 10 months. I didn't have enough left over after my truck and boat payments.
Uh... I don't think there's anything I can do to help you.
I guess the system is just set up to screw the little guy.
Get out.

by Bull_Moose
7-23-09
Why does he have the right to ask me these questions in interrogatorries? I feel violated!
It's all a normal part of a civil law suit.
Well I won't answer them! Object to all the questions and then send him the same questions! No discussion.
Uh... OK.
Two months later.
How come he objected to all of your questions? You must have written them wrong. And what is this "appearance at motion to compel" that's on my bill?
Seriously?

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOU
^&..%,.;%;"'6'
HIDE BEFORE HE LEARNS OF OUR PLANS
*sigh* back to work...
THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL GOING ON IN HE- HEY HOW ARE YOU IS THAT A NEW TIE

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
SO THIS IS THE DEVICE... REVEAL YOUR DARK SECRETS!
OH BOY OH BOY
HIGHLY.... HIGHLY ANTICLIMACTIC
)(--_+_-_-;;^&

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
Can I help you?
mm no go away
Sir, what is your business here? You're acting quite suspiciously.
mmmmmm no you're paranoid don't bother me this is my package mine
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
DID YOU BRING THE DEVICE
affirmative master

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
Where *IS*that worthless rube, consarn it
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME SIR
What? Jenkins? Is that you?
I'VE LOST WEIGHT THANK YOU FOR NOTICING
I'll say. What's your secret?
SKULLATES

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
BECAUSE WHEN SKULL ARRIVES
I, I'LL BRING THE FIRE
what? you've only arrived twice, and thank god you don't have any fire
LET IT SKULL LET IT SKULL

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