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by Appleart
9-23-03
Dog has met his match, NOT!!!!
oooooooowwww,ooooooooowwwww
Stop it Billy!... I know it's you... I don't do dark well bud... BILLYEEEEEEE
Are you gonna stop poopin on my hand when I change your water?
Ok... It's not all that much fun anyway, cuz you don't screem like a scalded monkey like you use too.

by Appleart
9-18-03
I am sick and tired of listening to your excuses....Now, the true please, are you seeing someone else?
I see people all day long, Pat
You know what I'm talking about, a woman, are you seeing another woman?
Technicalily, Pat I see women all day too.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it, sorta
What's her name?
Define name.

by Appleart
9-17-03
So what's your excuse today Dad, why didn't you pick me up
I was there young lady.
Dad your drunk... and you weren't there, because I had to call mom to get me.
Oh is it Monday?... I was working.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it, sorta.
Wrong again cuz, you don't have a job.
Listen young lady I'm your father and if I say I wasn't there, then I wasn't there.

by Appleart
9-17-03
So where were you yesterday?
I got lost on the way here.
Like I'm suppose to believe that?
You mean you don't believe me hun?
That's my story and I'm Stickin to it.
You live here...Daaaaa!
Maybe I had a brief case of... AmLeaveYa?

by Appleart
9-17-03
Where WAS... I last night?
Where were you?
Oh where was I last night?
You heard me, where were you?
Are you wondering where I was last night?
Are you reading a script or something?

by Appleart
9-12-03
I refuse to be part of a comic strip, you can't make me!
This is Mr Appleart, you either work or your fired!
I'm on strike.
I'm out of here I quit!
Somebody call the scabs we got work to do.

by Appleart
9-11-03
Dog's a dog.
Hello Bird.
Hello dweeb.
I'm not a dweeb, My friend.
And I'm not a friend my dweeb
You sure are a sarcastic canary.
Just call me S.C.

by Appleart
9-09-03
Dog has done it again.
Have you seen my keys, Dog?
You mean the ones with the red keychain I swallowed?
Why would you do something like that?
Because I want attention... I want to be stroked and kissed and most of all I want to poop on that stupid grey suit.
Well... I'm not going to let you do that.
Well...Thats the only way your getting your keys!!

by Appleart
9-09-03
Gag me with a butt
Auh... gross, someone put a cigarette butt in my beer!
Not me.
Did you put a cigarette in my beer?
Nope.
You?
You caught me, I just love to do that... this little guy hasn't noticed his yet

by DARN_TUTEN
9-08-03
this is whats really going on in those commercials
can you hear me now ?
no
good
wat you break ing up
can you hear me now ?
no i dont fear your cow

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