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by Injokester
12-20-12
I hate to tell you this Ben, but legally we do own you, and have every right to keep you nailed here to this cubicle.
What? Why? Because I'm black?!?
Nope, we slipped a clause in the fine print of your contract. Won't hold up, of course. At least not once you complain to the proper authorities.

by Injokester
12-09-12
Okay Sanderson, the company is bleeding money due to employee hand-holding. We need a slogan to promote self-sufficiency.
Teach a man to fish?
No good, if we don't provide training the staff will hold the company accountable.
Hmmm. How about "Teach a man to Google how to fish,"
"And you'll find out if he deserves to eat."

by Injokester
3-01-12
Bad news Chen, coffee will no longer be free in this office. From now on you'll have to get my refills from the company across the street.
But I can't get into their building without a pass, they have security.
Yes, but only on the first floor.
Now where do I get a form to requisition a hang-glider?

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
Did you know that Carl Sagan smoked cannabis?
Carl Sagan? A pot-head? If he was burning brain cells and still that smart, how many brain cells did that man have?
Billions and billions...

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
As you consult your "God", I shall consult the flying spaghetti monster.
See what I did there? I made a snarky comment to make you feel inferior about your personal choices.
Do me a favor...
Ask your flying spaghetti monster why I should give a **** and why you're an insufferable *******.

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-12
Meanwhile: above all existence and knowledge....
I gave birth to myself so I could have a mirror, and then Sophia goes and creates something without me. How could it get any worse?
HEYYYY ALL-IN-ALL! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!
...and this is how Ignorance came into the world.
It got worse...
NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME!

by Injokester
2-10-11
Well Chen, is everything in place to be rid of these wretched koala bears?
Yes sir, but I really must protest that...
Nonsense Chen, release the Koala-Eating Baboons!
Sir, if you will just listen for a few moments I can point out that...
And prepare the Baboon-Eating Giant Squid and reverse scuba equipment!

by Injokester
2-10-11
The koala bears are disgusting Chen, I think they're defective. See what you can do with the warranty or a return of some sort.
I don't think there's much we can do there sir, they didn't some from a store.
In fact you had me go on a 3 month safari to Australia in order to capture them and smuggle them back into the country.
Ah yes, I do recall a requisition order for a shipping crate of some sort.
And you sent me 36 ultra-large condoms and a tube of lubricant, that's correct.

by Injokester
2-10-11
Chen, this rat infestation is getting out of control.
Those aren't rats sir, they're koala bears.
Why the hell are there koala bears all over the office Chen?
It was your idea sir, you felt it would improve moral to introduce some "fluffy critters"
Well these ones aren't fluffy, they're greasy and smell of their own expulsions. I want them gone!
By that logic we also need to get rid of the IT department.

by Injokester
2-10-11
Hey Gene, what do you get if you cross motor oil, a bag of prunes and 2 kittens?
I don't know.
Neither do I.
But whatever it is, there's about a litre of it in your blender.

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