I can't believe how lame my new ManBot 2000 is! That damned thing is so fast in bed - or "efficient" as he calls it - that I can hardly tell anything happened!
Hmmm... Sounds like it must have been designed by a man!
Now all he does is drink beer, fart, and watch TV all day long!
Yep, definitely designed by a man...
Tonight's episode of Baywatch is being pre-empted by a paid political advertisement by Senator Lipservice...
