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by evil_d
6-18-13
I think you'll really enjoy the European trip we have planned for you, Mr. Jones. Your flight will depart from Newark and land at Heathrow Airport in London. Then—
I'm sorry, you said the flight will depart from...?
Newark, New Jersey.
It was the only way to be sure.

by kaufman
6-15-13
I'm surprised we haven't seen more famous people here in Cancun.
Wait a minute, those two look familiar.
Having a drink over there? Oh yeah, I think she's Bonnie Parker. And he's ...
... Adolf Hitler! I wonder what they're doing here.
They must be on vacation.
Yeah.

by fuzzyman
6-14-13
I don't always use lube when I impale fleshlings, but when I do I choose Pennzoil.
I don't always generate gravitons, but when I do I choose rotor turbines.
Ha Ha!
We don't always sucky sucky, but when we do, we chose.... Um...... Errrr....
Don't look at me, I got nothing.

by choadwarrior
6-13-13
Were you ever a teacher?
Yeah, but I was so bad at it, I had to become an administrator instead.
I'll bet you had a lot of kids who looked up to you.
Only because I was taller.

by choadwarrior
6-12-13
I need to talk to you about coming in late every day.
I get in at 8:15.
And you're supposed to be here at 8:00.
You're never here before 8:30.
I don't have a ****ty job and boss.

by kaufman
6-09-13
One more look and then I'll send it in.
Dear Abby, I'll be traveling to Europe next month, and I hear you need an adapter to use American devices over there.
Things you never see in the newspaper
My question for you is where can I find a European adapter for my butt plug?

by choadwarrior
6-03-13
Billy Joel surprised Queens, New York high school seniors when he appeared at their graduation.
The 64 year-old performer sang two songs and took questions from the students.
Among the questions were, "Who are you?" And, "Why are you singing at our graduation?"

by kaufman
6-02-13
Oh my god! You're baseball commissioner Bud Selig, aren't you?
Why, yes I am.
Listen. I would really like to take you home right now and feel you inside my *****. Will you come with me?
Sure. Do you really think I'm that hot?
Are you kidding? Hell no! I just think you're the ultimate douche bag!

by jes_lawson
5-23-13
Hey, I just met you!
And there's this white whale.
So here's my number.
Call me Ishmael.

by evil_d
5-23-13
The Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) would never approve of terrorism. Islam is a peaceful religion!
Oh yeah, well I talked to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Praise His Noodly Appendage) and he told me you're full of crap, LOL.
BEHOLD, MORTAL! IT IS I, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Jesus Christ! Uh, I mean... what do you ask of me, my Lord?
SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID PRETEND RELIGION ALREADY

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