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Our children have been corrupted.
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| My daddy was watching the Super Bowl, and then Janet Jackson showed her titty. | |
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| I am but a young impressionable little girl. Now, I feel I must show my titty. | |
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Our higher order primate pets have been corrupted.
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| My owner was watching the Super Bowl, and then a Budweiser commercial revealed to me that I can talk and have sex with human women. | |
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| I am but an impressionable young chimp. Now, I no longer yearn for bananas, but for hot, unprotected sex with slutty human women. | |
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When will America return to Jesus?
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| . . . now, I constantly yearn for the sweet, sweet smell of horse farts . . . | |
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| . . . I yearn for a small dog to bite me in the genitals repeatedly . . . | |
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