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by choadwarrior
5-25-12
I tried to get a license plate that said "♣ SEALS," but they wouldn't let me have it.
I know! They don't use the club symbol.
What were you trying to get?
♣ ♠S

by choadwarrior
5-24-12
I'd get a personalized license plate, but the only symbol available is the heart.
What would you get?
♣ SEALS

by crabby
5-22-12

by biped
5-22-12
I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website.
Oh? And have you made one today?
I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now!
Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"?
Well, yes--
FUCK YOU!!!

by biped
5-18-12
...so the bartender says, "Don't look at me--I'm not Ted Koppel!"
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha hahahahaha ha, ha!
Wait...who's Ted Koppel?

by crabby
5-16-12
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question.
What?
How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios?
Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart.

by biped
5-16-12
See the kind of **** you stir up when you act like an *******? You really are a ****ing *******, Billy.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% ****, ****, and **** ****-a-doodle-doo sorry.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE???
NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!!
Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM?
SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo **** a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes.

by biped
5-16-12
Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity.
You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no DOPE and PORN SHOPS! I mean, video game arcades.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!?
DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into... a GRAVEYARD!!!
Whew! What a terrible dream! It sure is nice to be back in our good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM?
YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH]

by biped
5-15-12
Son, I--wait a minute. This isn't your usual bedroom...
Dammit, Dad, I'm old enough to pick out my OWN bedroom background!
I just don't know what's gotten into Billy. He's--hey, what the **** happened to our kitchen?
It's that horrible ALTERNATE kitchen background that I hate! Oh Ed, our beloved house is REVOLTING against us!
Jeepers! Is this our new bathroom background?
Fuckin' Ay! There's even a condom machine!

by biped
5-15-12
Mom, how come whenever I stand in this doorway, it looks like I'm floating about a foot off the ground?
Err...ask your father, dear.
See? This one works just fine.
Son, you know your mother doesn't like this background. These ****ing yellow walls would drive us all nuts! Besides, it's always nighttime outside that door.
I hate these stupid backgrounds! And whose bedroom is this anyway--mine or yours? They're both just alike!
Yeah, and whenever you stand there, my ****in' TV disappears!

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