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Hmm. Why do you smell like booze, cigarettes, and... ass?
It's my birthday.
by Matchbook_Romance, 1-02-11

Whenever I come over, you're always playing with your dolls.
They aren't dolls, they're action figues.
Well, how about you go out and meet women instead of playing with your damn action figures?
My action figures treat me better than women do.
How so?
My action figures never say no when I want to douse them in camel fat and probe them with my copper rod.

Do you find it awkward that I'm dating your most recent ex-girlfriend?
Nope, not at all. I'm happy for you both.
That's really refreshing to hear. I'm glad you can be civil and mature about this. You, my friend, are A Class material.
Why thank you.
How about another round of drinks? It's on me.
I poked your mother's brown eye.

Let's think of something new to do this time.
Okay.
Anything?
Wait, wait.
How about now?
I want to crawl inside of you and **** you from the inside.

I'm the girl you're mother warned you about.
Oh, so you're the one with the diseases.
by Matchbook_Romance, 10-18-06

So I went out with this girl a couple of days ago.
Sweet. What is she like?
Her personality is awesome, pretty smile, great curves, and a cute laugh to boot. But there's one problem, she's a drama major.
Whoah, whoah. There's nothing wrong with that! What college does she go to?
University of PMSing Bitches.
I hear that's a hard college to get into.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME, ALL I WANT IS BANG, BANG, BANG!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME, ALL I WANT IS BANG, BANG, BANG!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME, ALL I WANT IS BANG, BANG, BANG!
My name is Jeff.

Hey, you haven't made a comic in over three months, what's the deal?
Eh, I really don't know.
Do you not care anymore? Are you tired of this site? Is there no source of inspiration?
Actually, I still love this site very much and I wander in and out from time to time. It must be my lack of inspiration.
Inspiration is everywhere, you just have to look!
I bet if you get naked, turn around and bend over, you'd give me some inspiration.

Funny thing happened to me today, I check the mail and I see a letter that's addressed to me.
And it was a letter I was supposed to send to another person. I wondered for a second why I got it back. I had a stamp, correct address and everything.
Then I looked and I put my own address on the middle of the envelope. The P.O. system can be so ****ing cruel.

I need a break...
Let's see, a break from... smoking, drinking, sex, school, work, exercising, driving too fast, jay-walking, playing pool, watering the bonsai, playing Egyptian Rats, twiddling your thumbs, or from us.
From us.
Haha, I was right! Wait... aww ****.

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