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by evil_d
2-15-18
Hey man, can I come in? I don't have a bunch of dudes inside me or anything.
That's a really weird thing to mention.
What? No. I'm just saying, is all.
It's just, like, most people aren't full of dudes. It's assumed. You know? So why bring it up?
Hey man, I'm cool. That's all I'm saying. If I was bootlegging a bunch of Greek soldiers or whatever, I'd have to tell you. That's the law, right? So can I come in?
Alright, whatever.

by evil_d
2-01-18
I had the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period.
You tell 'em Donald. Those aerial photographs were obviously doctored.
45.6 million people watched my State of the Union speech. The highest number in history!
And who wouldn't tune in, just to hear the sound of your melodious voice?
When I was ****ing that porn star, I gave her the most orgasms. No porn star has ever had so many orgasms, believe me.
Love 'em and leave 'em, that's what we religious conservatives say.

by evil_d
1-26-18
Why does Carrot Top call himself "Carrot Top"? I get that he has orange hair, but the tops of carrots aren't actually orange; they're green.
The "Top" in his name doesn't refer to a carrot's top; it refers to his top. He's saying that the top of his head is colored like a carrot.
If he wanted to say that the top of his head were colored like the top of a carrot, he'd have to call himself "Carrot Top Top".
Somebody call me?

by evil_d
1-26-18
Do you suffer from chronic dry eye, but don't want to put any strange chemicals in your body? Then you need TruTear®!
Here in our factory, we spend all day telling orphans they're unlovable in order to bottle the genuine tears that your peepers need!
Please sir, may I have my teddy bear back?
Sorry, Timmy! We used it as kindling to burn down Disney World!

by umfumdisi
1-21-18
What time is it, Pa?
Don't rightly know, boy.
Just look at yer phone.
Can't remember where I left it.
Is that why we're at the dead body hospital?
Nah, that's 'cause we're necrophiliacs.

by ivytheplant
1-14-18
Welcome to the Great Library of Askendore. Here you may ask questions that will help you on your quest.
I roll to eat some books so I can gain knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to loot the rare book room.
Guys, you're supposed to ask the library a question.
I roll to ask the library if I can eat some books for gaining knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to ask the library to look over there for a minute.
The Great Library of Askendore is revoking your library cards.
I roll to eat my library card.
I roll to steal the DM's book.

by evil_d
1-14-18
Julius Caesar
Fuck!
Abraham Lincoln
Mother ****er!
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Son of a dolphin ****!

by Injokester
1-13-18
No madam, **** used to be the correct term, it only became vulgar because of Grope**** Lane, a humourous street in London's red-light district.
It was the association with prostitutes that made it vulgar. Vagina on the other hand is Latin for "sword-sheath".
Mr President, you still haven't explained why you've been ****ting in them.
The PR people only said I can't **** on women anymore.
Fucking suitwits, I hear you.

by evil_d
1-12-18
Why should we let people from all these ****hole countries move to America?
Because... that's literally what it says on the Statue of Liberty?
What? No way does it say "****hole" on the Statue of Liberty.
Yeah, they modernized the poem a couple of years back.
"Y'all huddled masses tryna get up outta them ****holes? We takin' tempest-tossed, we takin' wretched refuse, we takin' all them *****es."
I'll be damned.

by Injokester
1-11-18
We will build the wall out of aluminum.
Which I'm told is next to Magnesum on the perodic table of the elments.
See, I told you I'm not the only idiot in this country.

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