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| Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses. | |
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| Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! | |
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| 211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors. | |
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| Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever. | |
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| ... pant ... pant ... here it is... at last... Iraq. | |
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| Okay... Afghanistan... just twelve hundred miles.... | |
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| Looking back on my life I think I have a lot to be grateful for: loving husband, two beautiful kids... a fulfilling career at a great company—shout out to my lunch buddies, Sandra and Amy!... | |
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| ...time I got lost in Yellowstone National Park—I mean, you have no idea how big it really is until you have to find your way out on foot! Ended up meeting a nice Park Ranger... | |
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| ...have to move the smallest disk on top of the stack where you don't want it to go, then the second-smallest on top of where you do want it, then take the smallest again... | |
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| This is the last time I ask someone, "Any last words?" | |
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| Aha—found you! We're eating venison tonight! | |
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| Please, good sir! I am a magical deer! If you spare my life, I will repay you! | |
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| Hmm... okay. What can you do for me? | |
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| Well, you look kind of scrawny. How about I turn you into a total hunk? | |
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Thousands of years later:
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| In retrospect, I should have asked, "a hunk of what?" | |
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| but i'm having your stepson! | |
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| yeah but what's that phrase where you felt one way but now you feel another? | |
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| dad, why were you such a **** in the old testament? | |
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| that was a weird time for me. the band had just split up and your mother and i were barely talking. plus i was your age which means i'd just entered pon farr | |
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| RAAAAARR!!!! FIGHT ME, KIRK!!!! | |
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| what'd they get you guys for? | |
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| sometimes i fart in the tub and the bubble runs up my back and pops on my neck! | |
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| I've finished cleaning the guardhouse, sir, but I still feel sick. Can I go to the infirmary now? | |
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| I can't believe they expect us to lay bricks in negative-forty-degree weather. But that's life in the gulag, eh, Alyosha? | |
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| I took care of those errands for you, Tsezar. So what did your family send you today? | |
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| Have you tried counting sheep? | |
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| Oh, right. I forgot you were born here. Sheep are... Y'know what, just scream until the attendant tranquilizes you. | |
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