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RIP
by crabby, 1-29-16

by evil_d
1-04-16
Wow, this is the most offensive tirade I've ever seen. I should downvote it. And report it to the moderators. And maybe the FBI.
Oh, wait. It's by a guy called Only_Posts_ Racist_Things.
Carry on, good sir.

by evil_d
12-30-15
SO YOU THINK YOU SUCK, ATOMICLUNCH?? I, WIRTHLING, HAVE RISEN FROM MY SLUMBER TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO SUCK!!
Wait!! Before you judge me, read all of my comics!
CHALLENGE WITHDRAWN

by evil_d
12-07-15
They say that "three can keep a secret if two of them are dead". So I came here to tell you this, because I have to tell somebody.
I'm the one who derailed that train full of nuns and made it crash into the orphanage.
Please confess louder, and directly into the epitaph....

OMG, I had the weirdest vision in the garden today! I saw Saints Michael, Catherine, and Margaret, and they told me to—
tits or gtfo
by evil_d, 12-03-15

by evil_d
11-24-15
To amuse myself, anytime I hear anybody talk about "rock" or "the rock", I mentally replace it with "Dwayne Johnson".
The International Olympic Committee announced today that it would consider Dwayne Johnson climbing for inclusion in the 2020 Olympics.
♫ Just let me hear some of that Dwayne Johnson 'n' roll music / Any old way you choose it / It's got a backbeat, you can't lose it.... ♪

by mandingo
11-23-15
i know we're moving pretty fast but do you think it's possible to just KNOW?
your subconscious, your cells, your genes, whatever, just KNOWS. just realizes you've found the one?
Troy?
what? oh, sweety, i'm sorry, were you talking to me? i tend to stop listening after they put out.

by mandingo
10-15-15
you take $1200?
get the FUCK out of here! when i post a price on a car, consider me FUCKING Walmart! do you walk in there and try to talk them down on Great Value Anal-Ese?? NO!
if i knew he was going to try to PRESS me against the wainscoting and FUCK me in the ASS, i'd have stayed home and brainstormed how to break up with his wife and still get my Croce albums back!
what an ASSHOLE! a DOUCHE of the highest FUCKING order! a FUCKING BLISTER on the FUCKING TIP of a FUCKING LEPER'S FUCKING MOLTING FUCKING COCK!!!
1250?
done.

by evil_d
10-09-15
Chef, your all-spun-sugar replica of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is most impressive! But before our judges can review it, you must carry it through... THE GAUNTLET!
If those judges don't have a damn good reason why they can't walk the 20 feet to see it here, I'm going to give them one.
I'd like to take a moment now to thank the farmers who cultivated these 1200 pounds of sugar that nobody will ever eat.

by evil_d
10-01-15
Hey doc, I'm here for my monthly dose of Placebenol. But I've got to say, I really hate needles. Isn't there any other way I could take it?
You're in luck! It's now available in pill form. I'll write you a prescription.
That'll be ten thousand dollars.
Even when I'm taking it orally, I'm still taking it rectally.

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