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by evil_d, 12-09-14

by evil_d
12-03-14
Mr. Darcy, your lack of interest in conversation or dancing makes you the rudest person I've ever met! I hate you!
I hate you too, Miss Bennet. No, wait, I changed my mind. I like you because, in your convoluted circumlocution, you occasionally express your actual opinion.
Terrible news, Miss Elizabeth/Eliza/Lizzy! Your sister Lydia has disappeared with a young man! I'm not worried that she's hurt but I am worried that they might be having premarital sex!
That's awful, Mr. Dad! Let's hope we can pay him enough money to marry her, since certainly nobody would do it for any other reason.
Good news, Mr. Dad! Mr. Darcy has solved Lydia's problems by throwing money at them, and now he's going to solve my problems by marrying me!
Well, that sounds right and proper all around. Does he have any brothers? Because I still have some unmarried daughters....

by evil_d
12-03-14
Of all the Hooters, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
Play it, Sam. Play "The Humpty Dance".
But what about us?
We'll always have the back of my Volkswagen.

by mandingo
11-14-14
i'm your babysitter
holy jobby, whit a lucky feckin' break.
ye givin' me semaphore wi' yer pom poms askin' fur permission tae lain oan mah coopon?
aam answerin' back wi' a coople ay orbs ay mah own tellin' ye th' runway is a-ok feckin' clear, lassy.

by mandingo
11-14-14
in my youth, this look used to net me ***** from half a block away
then i practiced

by evil_d
11-07-14
So, what do you do for a living?
I'm the governor of North Dakota.
What's going on?
I guess the power went out.
Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my good looks?
Welp, gotta go.

by evil_d
11-07-14
So, what do you do for a living?
I run a mail-order cupcake business.
What's going on?
I guess the power went out.
Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my thoughts?
Welp, gotta go.

by evil_d
11-07-14
So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a commercial fisherman.
What's going on?
I guess the power went out.
Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my childhood?
Welp, gotta go.

by evil_d
11-07-14
So, what do you do for a living?
It's me, Abe. I'm your agent.
What's going on?
I guess the power went out.
Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my disguise?
Welp, gotta go.

by evil_d
11-07-14
So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a fighter pilot.
What's going on?
I guess the power went out.
Oh, it's back. Hey, what happened to my innocence?
Welp, gotta go.

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