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by DrMorton
When letting my eyes gaze over the wall/That hours before had looked oh so fine/I realized that fingerpainting the lot of it all/Was to be considered the most hideous crime.
Then I examined my fingers, the stains of red/Which sight made me think even more/If upon planning the art in my head/I Should have questioned the use of gore.
Gaining my last insight I trembled with fear / It drove me to deeply regret what I did / Killing the nanny had been a foolish idea / For my diapers just filled with ****.

by evil_d
Now this is going to be a tribute to the B-grade monster movies of old, so just ad-lib something angry about destroying the city. You literally can't mess this up.
Got it.
Rarr rarr! My gullet burns with hunger for window glass and I-beams! Oh no, it is my arch-nemesis, Mothra!
I'm clearly a bee, you idiot!
Fine, Bee-thra, whatever!
Okay, I was wrong.

by evil_d
Jesus, man, call me an ambulance!
I'm gonna need to see you blink first.

Fine, fine!! We'll bring your cat some Jameson!
Well it's a little late for that now.
by evil_d, 4-22-14

by Humpenstein
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as infinity.
It is the middleground between light and shadow, between science and superstition; and it lies between the pit of Man's fears, and the summit of knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call...the Abe Vigoda Zone.

by evil_d
CUT!! Good job, everybody. This will be the best Law & Order episode ever. Abe, you were great as the dead guy. You can get up now.
Uh, sir... Mr. Vigoda isn't moving.
What commitment! What thoroughness! Can you believe what a great actor this guy is?
Best we can tell, he played such a convincing dead body that even his own heart believed it.
SUCH a great actor!!

by Injokester
Chen, the CEO is getting married on Saturday and he's asked for you to attend.
Wow, what an incredible honour.
Something like that. Have you still got your 'Tin Man' costume from that Wizard of Oz play?
I suspect he may have asked you to tie some tin cans to the back of the car.
He did, but I suggested this as his gift from me.

by Injokester
You know, I really wish I could grow a beard, but it comes in all patchy.
Actually in my culture a man without a beard is basically a woman.
Oh? What culture is that?
This one.

by evil_d
Thank you, NBC, for believing that a mediocre sketch comic could be a great late-night host. I don't know how you knew, but you were right.
Thank you, David Letterman, for always coming off like a bored school­teacher counting the days until summer. May you hold onto your timeslot forever.
And finally: thank you, Jay Leno, for not eating a vegetable in the past 50 years. With any luck, you'll have a heart attack before you can—
Get out the chair, mother****er!! Leno's back!!

by evil_d
Dear Aunt Linda: Thank you for the twenty dollars. I'll be sure to think of you as I play the first third of the new Battlefield game.
Dear Grandpa: Five dollars?? I'm sure when you were a kid this would have bought a year's supply of candy, but today it doesn't buy the 'T' in Toblerone.
Billy, I read some of your thank-you notes and we need to talk.
Dear Mom: Fifty bucks? If you want me to move out, you'll have to do better than that.

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