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by crabby
6-26-15
Sir, I'm afraid I've met a new woman and I've caught the most long term STD possible. I'm going to need a week off from work.
A week? Just because you knocked up a woman? I'll let you leave an hour early tomorrow to take care of the abortion, but I expect you in normal time Wednesday.
No, it's not that sir! I'm in love!
Love?
YES GOD DAMNIT! LOVE!
WELL KISS MY GRITS! Take two weeks!

by evil_d
6-24-15
Police are still trying to determine whether Dylann Roof may have had an accomplice who helped him plan the attack.
In the pictures on his web site, Roof is always the sole subject, but he's never holding the camera. Did he use a tripod? Or was there a cameraman?
Don't worry, they'll never make me talk.

by evil_d
6-24-15
I for one am proud of Dylann Roof! It's about time somebody listened to my advice.
So you helped him plan the shooting?
Well, not directly... but I'm sure he was familiar with my work. I've spent a lot of time on starting the race war....
Meaning you rant a lot on the internet.
What can I say; I'm an idea man.

by evil_d
6-24-15
Letter for you, Mr. Obama. It says, "You've ****d our women, you're taking over the country, and you have to go. Lots of love, Dylann Roof."
Well, I did take over the country for eight years, and I will have to go at the end of this term. But I never ****d any white women!
There's still time, you know.
I'm the President of the United States! I have to uphold the dignity of the office!
I'm just saying, if you're going to be accused of the crime anyway, you might as well have done it.
Well... I suppose if we could "extrajudicially detain" that one chick in the press corps....

by evil_d
6-23-15
I mean, I could have done anything with my life. I could have been a chef! But if massacring those churchgoers was enough to start a race war, then it was worth it.
Yeah, there's no race war.
So many chickens unspatch****ed.

by evil_d
6-23-15
I don't understand why everyone doesn't support segregation. Why wouldn't you want to live among your own people?
En noshörning har ätit min handväska.
Huh?
You mean to tell me you're white but you don't even speak Swedish? I'm so disillusioned.
Just because some white people speak Swedish doesn't mean all... hang on a minute.
What else don't you do? Play tennis? Listen to Enya? Get skin cancer?

by evil_d
6-23-15
You know you were just asking for trouble with this "Methodist Episcopal" thing, right? Mixing denominations always goes wrong!
It's not really—
Just look at Ireland or Jerusalem. Everybody knows you don't cross the streams! I believe I sent you a message to that effect.
Wait, are you saying Ghostbusters was divinely inspired?
Well, not the video games.

by evil_d
6-22-15
Letter for you, Ms. Winfrey. It says "You've ****d our women, you're taking over the country, and you have to go. Yours truly, Dylann Roof."
I've never heard of any Dylann Roof.
I looked him up. Apparently he's some 21-year-old white guy from South Carolina.
What? An adult white male? Pack my bags immediately!
I hear Uruguay is nice. I hope they don't mind me ****** their women and taking over the country.

by Injokester
6-21-15
So you built me specifically to take over the world and kill all the humans. Why would you do that?
I came out of my lab after spending the last 15 years developing a cure for cancer, and discovered reality television.
Ah, fair call.

by evil_d
6-21-15
Zombie Charlton Heston! What are you and your cold dead hands doing here?
The NRA's necromancers summoned me to make sure nobody's Second Amendment rights are infringed as a result of the church shooting.
Sounds great! Are you going to give us guns so we can defend ourselves if something like this happens again?
What? I didn't rise from the grave to arm black people! You might as well take me back if that's what's going on!

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