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by evil_d
2-22-17
I've just come from cleaning up a terrible mess down at the docks! A xebec carrying xylidine was capsized!
Did you cause this accident yourself, Captain Scrabble?
Well I—that is—but it was worth so many points!!
Wreaking havoc for your own personal gain! You can bet there will be consequences for this!
I'm thinking Secretary of Commerce.

by umfumdisi
2-21-17
Ask your doctor about Xanax. Warning, prescription Xanax may cause gas with oily discharge, may discharge you from the military,
may charge your credit cards to their limits, may cause a rhinoceros to charge, may excite electrons in a gas discharge tube,
may even charge you with murder, oh, and may cause temporary discomfort or death.
Now they tell me...

Did you at least cook the frozen lasagna before eating it?
I put it in my mouth and sneezed.
by umfumdisi, 2-21-17

by umfumdisi
2-21-17
Rrrrrrrrrrrooooohm...
Rrrrrrrrrrrooooohm...
Rrrrrrrrrrrooooohm...
Sure is hard to hitchhike without using your hands...

by umfumdisi
2-21-17
I'm leaving for work. Don't get too sidetracked. You're picking up my parents at 3:00.
A happy wife is a happy life!
Just be yourself -- but not too much yourself.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Sigh - I'll take off work and pick them up myself. Where will you be all weekend?
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Okay, your appointment is scheduled for Tuesday at 9:00. Please arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork.
Mofo, if I could get there at 8:45, I wouldn't have asked for a 9:00 appointment!
by evil_d, 2-13-17

by evil_d
2-09-17
Hi, I'm Rick Grimes. Can my band of battle-hardened and emotionally damaged zombie apocalypse survivors come live with you?
Well sure! We've built a stable, functional community here, and if we can't share that with our fellow survivors, then what's the point of it all, am I right?
Two weeks later
This definitely would have happened whether or not we came along, okay?

by evil_d
2-08-17
I've called this press conference, or "in-person tweet" as I think of it, to introduce my pick for Secretary of Treasure.
Don't you mean "the Treasury"?
No. Meet Captain Blacksareinferior, I mean Blackbeard.
A pirate?? Isn't that like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse?
Boy, you guys are really not going to like my Secretary of Henhouses.

by umfumdisi
2-02-17
I did change my name to John Cougar Mellencamp, but then I changed it back -- for...legal reasons.
Whatevs. I can't change my name; it's in books and everything!
Could one of you shut up and help me already?
Shhhhhhhhhh! Grownups are speaking.
Patience child, as long as R. Kelly isn't in there, you're fine.

by umfumdisi
2-01-17
JC!! HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN MY CLOSET!
Never fear, little one, JC is here!
Never fear, little one, JC is here!
Jesus Christ, one of us has to change names!
I thought you already did, John Cougar.

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