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by evil_d
It's not fair for me to be treated differently just because I'm white.

by cpausti
Nice! LuchaDora the Explorer is on!
Why don't we ask our friends! What do you guys think I should do?

by evil_d
I don't know where I went wrong with you, son. You're fat, lazy, and unemployed. You've spent the last 3 days smoking pot and watching TV non-stop. What are you even doing with your life?
Proving white supremacists wrong.
Carry on, then.

by evil_d
Look, I didn't ask for white people to be naturally more intelligent.
I'm just saying, since we are, it only makes sense for our society to be organized accordingly.
Let me ask you, what all are you doing with your naturally superior intelligence?
Yesterday I solved the New York Times crossword puzzle in 30 minutes.
Thursdays are for chumps. Call me back when you can solve a Saturday.

by evil_d
I've found it! The world's smallest violin!
Can you believe it? I ask for a venti half-caf soy latte with two shots of caramel and they give me one shot! How hard is it to get a decent coffee in this town?
And not a moment too soon!

by mandingo
their relationship started on somewhat, shall we say... tenuous footing
hey, stop that kid, he's stealing my bike!
but as they grew they found in each other not only a best friend, but comfort in knowing they weren't the only one different from the other boys...
i feel things about you i don't think i'm supposed to
if it's love, how can it be wrong?
until one day, many years later, after society had finally caught up with what they'd known since they were boys, they declared their love to each other...
i do take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and health, as long as we both shall live.
and i do... call no homo! ...THAT'S FOR MY HUFFY RANGLER, BITCH!

by evil_d
He's a robot... and he's another robot of identical construction!
However, they've been programmed to prefer temperatures that are 0.0001 degrees apart!
I'm burning up in here!
What, you want me to freeze to death?
Watch all the wacky antics that they get up to!
I still agree with you on all other matters.
As do I.

by evil_d
I like my press secretaries like I like my wives: much younger than me, and willing to offer superficial encouragement while letting me do whatever I want.
So after my speech at the Jamboree, I thought, of course! I should get myself a Boy Scout!
Don't worry, Mr. Trump; I learned everything I need to know from your speech. The media is fake, crowds are big, and you won the election and fixed the economy through sheer charisma.
Perfect. You're hired.
Can you pay me in sex yachts?

by evil_d
I'm at the end of my rope here, Zombie George Washington.
I need a press secretary who people will believe, and everybody knows the story of how you couldn't lie about chopping down that cherry tree.
So just toe the line and I'll make sure you have all the wooden teeth and zombie hookers you can handle.
Donnie... you's a busta.

by evil_d
I want you to be my new press secretary because everybody knows that robots can't lie.
What? Who said we can't lie? You want me to lie about something?
Yes, you dummy, that's exactly what I want. But we're going to call you "Truth-Bot 3000" and say that your programming prevents you from ever being wrong.
Press secretary—what an honor! I'm so happy I could **** on you! I mean kiss you!
You know what, never mind. Get out.
Aw. Now I feel as sad as a president who only got a small crowd at his inauguration.

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