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by evil_d
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
No, officer, I—
Tell him we sold it all at the last rest stop!
...okay, sir, please step out of the car.
I swear to god, Martha.
Tell him if he wants me to touch him I'll only do it over the clothes!

by Injokester
So a Mormon, a Jehova's Witness and a Catholic walk into a bar, and they say:
Bartender, I come to you from the Mormom Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Jehova's Witnesses, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Catholic Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
And the bartender says:
No! I am Spartacus!

by evil_d
Illegal aliens? How'd you get in here? I built a wall and everything!
I'm not the kind of alien that's from Mexico, I'm the kind of alien that's from outer space.
Well then I'll build a wall around the whole planet if that's what it takes!

by evil_d
How did we not notice that Manhattan was built on top of a giant volcano?
Hey, if you can't stand the heat, get out of Hell's Kitchen!
Damn right! Vinny's on 37th, best lava flows in the city!
Oh no they ain't! Sal's on 51st is five times deadlier!

by mandingo
they gave my cousin a year to live. every morning she writes a letter. "Dear cancer, you're killing me. But not today." she'll be wrong one time and right hundreds and considers that a small victory
that must be a thing because my wife was a victim of **** and she did the same thing - every day wrote a letter to her ******. but she mailed them. wasn't too sure about that
or the brunches.
now it's just postcards.

by Injokester
Little one I will tell you now of the tortoise and the hare.
The tortoise was smart, but the hare was retarded. So the other animals violently ****d it to death, staining it forever with woodland cum.
And now it lives atop Donald Trump's head.

by Injokester
Someone mixed up Finish the Comic with Before the Comic.
Yeah, FTC templates include the first panel, not the last.
...and why should I give a ****?

by Injokester
Okay, I just sat down for a parley with management,
Due to the casualties suffered trying to claim Finance as our territory we've decided to settle the matter with a chair race.
You what? Are you mad? Chen, do you really...
Wait, are Asians bad chair drivers or is that just cars?

by Injokester
What the hell? Sanderson, my computer's not responding. Can you grab the file?
Gah! My computer's operating on its own! What's going on?
Argh! Now mine's doing it! Oh crap, it's the employees.
We've been hacked! Sound the alarm!
Seven hours? Really? And you just switched their monitors?
Actually just the cables.

by Injokester
Okay, so I've just finished signing both our bosses up for every forum, project team and focus group the company has going.
And I've been dialling managers all morning and transferring the call to another manager before they answer.
Ooh, that's good.
Y'know it occurs to me that due to the Office Wars things have settled down considerably from the norm for the individual.
Oh, I know. I mean, nobody's chloroformed me and grafted a living animal onto my body in over a fortnight.
Fun, but a low payoff strategically. Maybe we should consider these efficiencies all year round?

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