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[quote=skagg][quote]Skagg, you are disturbing close to the truth. Henry the Fat Bastard (though I believe some called referred to him as Henry VIII) had a problem with his sperm - they were genetically predisposed to making girls. Since he wanted boys, this was a problem. As I recall, he demanded that the Church in Rome give him a divorce from his useless first wife and her recalcitrant overies. The Pope said no, and Henry promptly convicted his wife of treason of some sort and had her executed. As I recall, he did this twice. The third time he got sick of the CHurch telling him what he could and couldn't do, so he made his own Church and set himself up as the pontiff. Since he was a genetically-programmed egomaniac, this came fairly naturally to him. He divorced a succession of wives with equally disobedient uteruses (What the fuck is the plural of "uterus"? "Uteri"?) but since he could divorce them, none of them needed to have their heads removed. As fuzzy as my knowledge of the topic just was, it gets even fuzzier now... Henry managed a single boy, but he was sickly and died young, and Henry ended up passing on the crown to a woman... Queen Mary? Not sure. Anyway, she was in an even worse state than her dad - she couldn't have any children at all. She had rejected her Dad's new church, and was determinedly Catholic. Unfortunately, she passed on without making any new heirs and a young lady named Elizabeth, a bastard daughter of Henry's, ended up taking the throne. She was a teensy bit psychotic, but those people who didn't get their heads cut off and didn't get burned at the stake seemed to like her... Of course, feel free to disregard all of this, since I never studied the monarchs of England in school, and my knowledge of the subject is a conglomeration of many movies, TV shows, documentaries, and books.[/quote] *sheds cloak of knowing nothing* okay, so this topic im not completely unfamiliar with sickly-child, aka edward VI took the throne at the age of 12 when his fat daddy died but didnt last long, then mary, queen of scots took over and received the name bloddy mary by being the psychotic one and burning and beheading loadsa people. elizabeth I was the one who couldnt have children thus ending the reign of the tudors and bringing in the family stuart. so far as i remember she was ginger and an excellent politician interesting point: henry's original issue with the catholic church was that he had sinned in stealing his dead brothers wife for his first. it then escalated into the deal about divorce etc[/quote]
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