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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I almost handed this off to bunner, but I was afraid it'd just keep going round and round until it caught fire. So.

1. The subject is "Xtreme" sports. Suicide or natural selection? Fad or hype? Irritating or annoying? Explore.

2. "Xtreme" product tie-ins, the stupider the better.

3. If you are not familiar with the "Xtreme" ad crap (for example, you are a woman or an Australian), too bad. Just Google it and use whatever comes up.

4. The term "sports" may include sexual practices, but any such gags had better be funny.

The contest ends Thursday at 5-something PM EST. I'm trying to speed things up a little.

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7-17-01 9:11am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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In my rush to be first and worst I created typos. So be it.
[Click to view comic: 'Xstreme Harvesting']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-17-01 9:41am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Hah! Mine's more worsier than yours!

[Click to view comic: 'CC45: Xtremely Dumm']

7-17-01 10:04am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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actually... I need to clarify the product tie-in... one moment.

7-17-01 10:07am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Okay, this is the real entry... and look, it's rules compliant this time! (But it's still more worsier than Spankling's!)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 45: Xtremely Dummer than ever, now with Dumm Merchandise']

7-17-01 10:17am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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7-17-01 10:24am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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That's not a hydraulic hammer. It's a curved-claw hammer with a hardwood handle, probably hickory, with a flat face for driving nails flush to the board. The 16 oz weight is common. No home or apartment should be without one.

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7-17-01 10:35am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Also, that's a framing nail, which is OK for rough or hidden work, but if you're going to drive nails into your forehead, use finishing nails. Tap them below scalp level using a nail set and hide them with filler compound or makeup foundation.

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7-17-01 10:40am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Hah! Mine's more worsier than yours!

No, I'd say you followed Rule 4, alright.

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7-17-01 10:44am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Fairmont does make a rotary hammer, but it's not for driving fasteners into one's forehead. Probably Crabby meant the Fairmont rotary impact hammer drill. That will make short work of masonry.

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7-17-01 11:20am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-17-01 11:20am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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(But it's still more worsier than Spankling's!)
Now there is a benchmark to reach for! Many try. Few ever come close.

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7-17-01 11:31am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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7-17-01 11:33am (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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why does he bother?

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7-17-01 11:39am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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GASP! I have been de-throned!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-17-01 11:54am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Tap them below scalp level using a nail set and hide them with filler compound or makeup foundation.

Why would you want to hide the nails? I bang mine about halfway in and then bend them over, so my head looks like some sorta crappy tree fort made by 8-year-olds. It looks supercool and it gives me a place to hang my sunglasses.

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7-17-01 2:15pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Tap them below scalp level using a nail set and hide them with filler compound or makeup foundation.
Why would you want to hide the nails? I bang mine about halfway in and then bend them over, so my head looks like some sorta crappy tree fort made by 8-year-olds. It looks supercool and it gives me a place to hang my sunglasses.
Two problems I had with that. 1. The nails get cold in the winter giving me a headache. 2. My wife complains when they poke her in the belly.

She's been pushing to have my face tiled over with a mosaic in the likeness of Paul Newman.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-17-01 2:26pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I bang mine about halfway in and then bend them over

Wait, are we still talking about nails?

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7-17-01 2:55pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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I just want to say something about that Olympic snowboarder who lost the gold because he was stoned during the event: If you can win a gold medal after smoking pot, they should probably give you a second one.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 45: Xtremely dumb sports']

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

7-17-01 3:37pm (new)
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Dr._Light
Junior Comic Technician

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7-17-01 8:27pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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7-17-01 11:24pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-18-01 5:51am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-18-01 5:52am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-18-01 5:53am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You owe me royalties for stealing my idea. Or you can wait 23 years until it becomes public domain again.

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7-18-01 12:48pm (new)
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