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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I'm of the opinion that some of the better comics come from a strange combination of rules, so here's what you all have to work with in this contest!

1. Gender confusion: Someone (or multiple someones) in your comic must be confused about their own (or someone else's) gender.

2. Am I the only one here who thinks the DexX dragon looks strung out on pot? Use the DexX dragon in your comic at least once, and play up the druggie angle.

3. Mention the name of at least one of the following musical artists...

Amorphis
Sir Mix a'Lot
P.J. Harvey
Left Hand Solution

4. Do your best to make this one a twisted comic. The more twisted, the better.

Have at it, strippers!!! Judging will be early on Sunday morning (between 1am - 4am)

7-19-01 2:58pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Let's get the first and worst over...
[Click to view comic: 'Holly Sporting Wood']
Now on to the funny stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-19-01 3:26pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Just to get things rolling, here's a sample.

[Click to view comic: 'Just to get things rolling on CC 46...']

7-19-01 3:26pm (new)
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Dr._Light
Junior Comic Technician

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Didn't think I could do it did you?

[Click to view comic: 'Yup, That Pretty Much Covers It']

7-19-01 3:34pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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From www.m-w.com to you:

The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

Suggestions for amorphis:
1. amorphous

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One entry found for amorphous.

Main Entry: amor·phous
Pronunciation: &-'mor-f&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek amorphos, from a- + morphE form
Date: circa 1731
1 a : having no definite form : SHAPELESS b : being without definite character or nature : UNCLASSIFIABLE c : lacking organization or unity
2 : having no real or apparent crystalline form : UNCRYSTALLIZED
- amor·phous·ly adverb
- amor·phous·ness noun

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One entry found for androgynous.

Main Entry: an·drog·y·nous
Pronunciation: an-'drä-j&-n&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin androgynus hermaphrodite, from Greek androgynos, from andr- + gynE woman -- more at QUEEN
Date: 1651
1 : having the characteristics or nature of both male and female
2 a : neither specifically feminine nor masculine b : suitable to or for either sex
3 : having traditional male and female roles obscured or reversed
- an·drog·y·ny /-nE/ noun

I think androgynous is what you meant.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-19-01 4:15pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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From www.m-w.com to you:

The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

Suggestions for amorphis:
1. amorphous

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One entry found for amorphous.

Main Entry: amor·phous
Pronunciation: &-'mor-f&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek amorphos, from a- + morphE form
Date: circa 1731
1 a : having no definite form : SHAPELESS b : being without definite character or nature : UNCLASSIFIABLE c : lacking organization or unity
2 : having no real or apparent crystalline form : UNCRYSTALLIZED
- amor·phous·ly adverb
- amor·phous·ness noun

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One entry found for androgynous.

Main Entry: an·drog·y·nous
Pronunciation: an-'drä-j&-n&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin androgynus hermaphrodite, from Greek androgynos, from andr- + gynE woman -- more at QUEEN
Date: 1651
1 : having the characteristics or nature of both male and female
2 a : neither specifically feminine nor masculine b : suitable to or for either sex
3 : having traditional male and female roles obscured or reversed
- an·drog·y·ny /-nE/ noun

I think androgynous is what you meant.


Nope, you're mistaken. "Amorphis" is the name of a band from Finland. I also know that the regular spelling is "amorphous," but considering that these guys *are* from Finland, they probably have a different way of spelling the word.

7-19-01 4:22pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I think you meant a-morpheus. That guy with the long-ass trenchcoat and the funky sunglasses you don't need ears to use that gives you funny colored pills and then jumps around real slow and **** and beats the crap out of Keanu Reeves.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

7-19-01 4:43pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I think you meant a-morpheus. That guy with the long-ass trenchcoat and the funky sunglasses you don't need ears to use that gives you funny colored pills and then jumps around real slow and **** and beats the crap out of Keanu Reeves.

New optional rule: The druggie dragon can be called Gabe at your discression. He sounds like he's been popping a few too many red and blue pills.

(Or if nothing else has been watching a certain movie lately)

7-19-01 4:59pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Nope, you're mistaken. "Amorphis" is the name of a band from Finland.

My bad.

But at least I didn't quote a longass post without trimming it. :)

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-19-01 5:01pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Nope, you're mistaken. "Amorphis" is the name of a band from Finland.

My bad.

But at least I didn't quote a longass post without trimming it. :)


Touchè (or however you spell it...)

7-19-01 5:06pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Oh, and kudos to Drexle for the Daria reference. If Daria were real, I'd be a stalker.

You're not the only one.

By the way, you're right... that 2nd version *is* a lot funnier. And a lot more twisted.

7-19-01 5:08pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 46 - Dave's Not Here']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

7-19-01 5:32pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Gabe wins.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-19-01 5:56pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Gabe wins.
*still laughing*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-19-01 6:20pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Gabe wins.
*still laughing*

Heh, if that were a line in a comic, LadyJ would have won!

(Note: it -won't- win anyone the contest if they try it now...)

7-19-01 6:49pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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7-19-01 7:27pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I really do wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

7-19-01 7:32pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I really do wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week.

Stick crabby in a room with a ****load of marshmallows and stand ready with a clipboard.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-19-01 8:22pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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We'd find him dead three minutes later with a giant mouthful of marshmallows, as well as others rolled up and jammed into his ears and nose.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

7-19-01 8:48pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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What the **** are we waiting for, then?

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-19-01 8:52pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I really do wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week.

1,272

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

7-19-01 11:25pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I really do wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week.
1,272
Bunner, you know that figure is unscientific - did you bother to ask if they were big toasting marshmallows, medium-sized hot chocolate marshmallows, or tiny little dessert-sprinkle marshmallows? No, you didn't, so the figure you have arrived at is obviously unreliable. *rolls eyes*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

7-20-01 1:13am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

7-20-01 5:24am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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7-20-01 5:35am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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a band from Finland

I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

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What others say about boorite!

7-20-01 8:36am (new)
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