Okay, this really came down to three entrants:
Gabe, with his uncanny ability to play up to all the rules and be incredibly funny.
LadyJ, with her deliciously twisted aching uterus.
Nasty Pope, for not only using the names of every band listed, but putting it into the Dragon Riders of Pern setting.
I wish I could just give them all the win, but alas that cannot be. So therefore, your one and only winner of CC46...
Aching uterii beat out itching nuts in my book, and even though the solliloquy in Nasty Pope's comic was brilliant, the Dragon's response just sort of left me flat, and the overall twistedness of his comic wasn't as high up there as the other two.
Honorable mention goes to Descolada for the "You can't get sprung!" line, and for the first comic that *really* made me laugh in the contest.
Spankling, you may have been the first, but you were far from the worst. You need to get on the ball, man... you're losing it.
So anyway, we await CC47 with midol in hand!