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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

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CC214: Walk The Plank by Matchbook_Romance
10-06-03
And that's another reason why having two eyes is better than one.
Yarrr!
Am I getting through to you?
Yarrr!
Good, as long as we see eye to eye.
YARRR!

10-06-03 9:25pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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CC214: One Eye For The Straight Guy by umfumdisi
10-06-03
Oh Cher, I ask you to give me the strength to makeover this train wreck of a man.
Is you queer? BRAAAAAAP!
Six Months Later (After Liposuction, Detox, A Nip & A Tuck, And A Tiny Bit-O-Botox)...
Maybe I went a tad too traditional...
Doest thou dwell in Sodom?
Here, take my jacket...accessorize a smidge. Oh, you are hotter than a bullfighter's bum!
I feel like boarding you.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

10-07-03 12:01am (new)
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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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CC 214: Any Questions? by Chi_The_Cynic
10-07-03
So, if you have any questions, just ask
Hmm...
Do you wish you were sentient?
I've always wanted to try that

10-07-03 2:12am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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CC 214: No metal jacket required by lukket
10-07-03
Repeat after me "This is my broomstick. There are many like it but this one is mine."
This is my broomstick. There are many like it but this one is mine.
"My broomstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life."
My broomstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Hi Mike, long time no see. Cool to be in the armed forces?
I don't know. The air force isn't quite what I imagined.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

10-07-03 1:17pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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CC 214: A great thread to society. by lukket
10-07-03
Hey! You're my mentor? That's a nice surprise. I'm a great fan of your stories.
I don't do them. Retard does.
So you can't teach me how to do it?
No. But I can tell you anything you want to know about embroidery.
So can you tell me a good story, Sir Godfred?
Well Sire. Once upon a time there was a cross stitch...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

10-07-03 1:39pm (new)
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Safety_Donkey
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC 214 by Safety_Donkey
10-07-03
Hello everyone! I'm acting as a safe role-model for one of the new characters. Say! here comes Big Evil Dan...
The elephant and I are going to a remote island to train up the new hero characters.
Really? How are you going to get there?
I'm taking a jumbo.

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Stay Safe!

10-07-03 1:41pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC214: What we ment by NeoVid
10-07-03
Are you sure this is the sort of thing people will expect from me?
Of course. Starting off strong will help you fit in.
Yes... I can see how important fitting in is to you.
Cute. Just read the lines.
Ahem. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received this report: Boorite sucks lightyears and lightyears of cock."
Perfection.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

10-07-03 1:54pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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CC214: the dread pirate Derek Zoolander by lara7
10-08-03
Undress, you dog, or I will slice your neck like thread!
Oh God! He wants to plunder my uncharted territories!
Put the jacket and pants by your feet and slowly back away. Oh, I'll take those red underwear, too.
I'll cooperate, just don't kill me! ...Wait..you just want my clothes?
Yeah, I got a date, and my jacket and doorag are on my other ship.
On second thought, maybe bodily plunder is less humiliating than being mugged by a guy wearing my boxers on his head.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

10-08-03 2:07am (new)
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Graehe
Mindless Drone

Member Rated:

I didn't really like the way it came out, but I got tired of looking at it.

CC214: A Black Tie Affair... by Graehe
10-08-03
A black tie, velvet rope affair...
Why is there a line to get into work at Stripcreator, today?
It happens every now and then. They implemented new security measures last year.
Next!

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Graehe (graehe@meow.org) | Graehe's Comics | Go to hell

10-08-03 9:58am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC-214... I sure wish I could post in competitions... by BigFrank105
10-06-03
AH! FRESH HUMAN BLOOD! BEWARE NEWBIE, FOR YOU WILL BECOME MY SLAVE!
Such a rude mentor! I simply cannot believe that Kaufman fellow put us together!
SILENCE! I WILL NOT HANDLE SUCH INSOLENCE! DO AS I SAY OR PREPARE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES!
I cannot deal with anyone more shouting! I'm going out to the grounds to play a game of croquet! I bid good day to you sir.
YOU INSANE FOOLISH... wait a minute... croquet? Wait for me!!!

10-08-03 7:51pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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That comic turned out much better than expected.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

10-09-03 1:29pm (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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I should pay more attention to the updates. If I'd have known before that the forums were open again, I would have given each comic its own post, because wasting posts is as fun as wasting paper. But I digress...

I'm hoping the comic limit per post is still five. I should pay more attention to the updates.

Jon and the pirate by EvilZak
10-08-03
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Avast! I be the one true sailor o' the seven seas! Surely a lake be not a problem for the great Cap'n Crunk!
sploosh
Face it, Jon. You're just not cut out to be a swimming tutor.

Lessons by EvilZak
10-06-03
And that is how you construct an origami crane.
Groovy.
Oh sure, they stand in the same spot while I'm in jail.
There's more to life than rape, you know.

Cats beware by EvilZak
10-09-03
I want to be an elder god.

Target practice by EvilZak
10-08-03
You want me to go through combat training? Fuck that! I have a gun.
Let's see how fast you are on the draw, then. Shoot the puppet as it appears.
Shitsticks.

All cats don't go to heaven by EvilZak
10-08-03
Student, please pull out your assigned textbook.
I don't have my Bible. I had to throw it out after I peed on it.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to pee on the Bible!
I thought I was having an erection.

Five more coming up...

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AFROMANS MOVE

10-09-03 11:33pm (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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Goat gets a pet by EvilZak
10-08-03
Erm, no. I said to get a fresh bone. That is fucking old!
Hey, you're the dog that was with Grandpa before he mysteriously died!
Good boy.

Breaking the ice by EvilZak
10-09-03
So yeah, I've been living here for two and a half years, I'm glad to see you again. Have you gotten used to things around here, or should I show you around again?
I'm fine, the heat's annoying but I've found a way to cool off. Who's that on the sidewalk?
This is the house where they live.
Ass.
OK, I admit that putting a big sign in the front yard that says "Illegal aliens from Siberia are in this house, and damn do they need some ice" wasn't the best method of cooling down. Sue me.

Obscuridax caidas ahor by EvilZak
10-08-03
Here's a nifty spell you can use for your war. Obscuridax caidas ahor
Look, woman, we already can't find Osama as it is.

How the upper class became evil by EvilZak
10-06-03
Hi, my name is Death and I'm here to instruct you in basic evil.
Fair enough, but before we do, let's play a game. Guess what's in my hat!
I give up. What's in your hat?
A smoked salmon.
Now, about that instruction in evil...

The Far Side-esque by EvilZak
10-09-03
Matador Hernandez's plan to paint the first "Human Bullfight-Cape" goes slightly wrong.
Something's not right here, but I can't put my finger on it...

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AFROMANS MOVE

10-09-03 11:33pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

Time to judge. Some good work out there, including a few by newer faces...

Tenth place:
A tie between mmyers' and Big Evil Dan's Cowboy Valkyries comics.

Ninth place:
CC 214 Part I: John asks for guidance by codehappykid
10-05-03
Thank you for responding to my request for a mentor.
Sure, kid, anytime. What do you want to know? How to hide the bodies?
Actually, it's about this girl...her name is Suzy...and...
Oh, I get it. You wanna whack her. You want an axe?
No, I was thinking more like a good pick-up line.
Oh, I get it. Go up to her and say this: "Baby, do you like serial murder as much as I do?"
and sequels

Eighth place (and special "My First Comics" award):
Mentor part 3 by Neno
10-05-03
ARGHH!!!
*Shing Shing*
Oh, hello, you must be the new guy. Why don't you tell me about yourself so I can torment you in the worst way imaginable.
Well, my name is Sir Frumpenstein the Second of New Scotts Illinois, and I came to seek knowledge and fame at stripcreator. I have a large family, with 11 wonderful children, and 3 beautiful wives...
Satan couldn't stand me, so he sent me back. Why don't I tell you about myself?
I'm just going to jump off a cliff..
and prequels

Seventh place:
CC 214: No metal jacket required by lukket
10-07-03
Repeat after me "This is my broomstick. There are many like it but this one is mine."
This is my broomstick. There are many like it but this one is mine.
"My broomstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life."
My broomstick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Hi Mike, long time no see. Cool to be in the armed forces?
I don't know. The air force isn't quite what I imagined.

Sixth place:
Cats beware by EvilZak
10-09-03
I want to be an elder god.

Fifth place:
CC 214: Any Questions? by Chi_The_Cynic
10-07-03
So, if you have any questions, just ask
Hmm...
Do you wish you were sentient?
I've always wanted to try that

More once I figure out how to get around this 5 comics per post thing ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

10-10-03 10:08am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Ok, I'm back. Now the top (math is hard) 5, any of which I could give the crown to without a second thought ...

Four and a halfth place:
CC-214... I sure wish I could post in competitions... by BigFrank105
10-06-03
AH! FRESH HUMAN BLOOD! BEWARE NEWBIE, FOR YOU WILL BECOME MY SLAVE!
Such a rude mentor! I simply cannot believe that Kaufman fellow put us together!
SILENCE! I WILL NOT HANDLE SUCH INSOLENCE! DO AS I SAY OR PREPARE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES!
I cannot deal with anyone more shouting! I'm going out to the grounds to play a game of croquet! I bid good day to you sir.
YOU INSANE FOOLISH... wait a minute... croquet? Wait for me!!!

Fourth place:
CC214: the dread pirate Derek Zoolander by lara7
10-08-03
Undress, you dog, or I will slice your neck like thread!
Oh God! He wants to plunder my uncharted territories!
Put the jacket and pants by your feet and slowly back away. Oh, I'll take those red underwear, too.
I'll cooperate, just don't kill me! ...Wait..you just want my clothes?
Yeah, I got a date, and my jacket and doorag are on my other ship.
On second thought, maybe bodily plunder is less humiliating than being mugged by a guy wearing my boxers on his head.

Third place:
umfumdisi's whole body of work, including:
Down On The Farm by umfumdisi
10-05-03
MOO!
And that's how you take a cow's temperature.
I have much to learn.

Second place:
This rings a bell by ObiJo
10-06-03
Toga, Toga!
Clango, Clango!
Clango?
Toga?
One's a mean greek from the hard streets of Athens. The other's a Scrabble prog gone just horribly horribly wrong. But this fall on Fox, they're one lean mean crimefighting machine! Tango and Cloga!
Karate CHOP!
You kick that ass, greek - you kick that ass!

First place: Inflatable_Man for the middle panel of:

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

10-10-03 10:20am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Oh man, I actually won.

Thanks, kaufman!

New comp coming soon!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

10-10-03 11:17am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

Member Rated:

I'm proud to be mentioned in the same breath as the BigEvil one. I'm also proud of my abnormally long fingers. I'm also proud of "The Beat meets the bleet" but that's just me.

Great contest, Kaufman, and a great champion in the Inflatable one. Cheers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

10-10-03 11:20am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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great, my "whole body of work" loses out to one panel.

oh, i just figured out that Inflatable actually meant Headlights! the first time i read the comic, i thought it was hip youth slang for a type of drug.

i feel better now.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

10-10-03 9:07pm (new)
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