Hi folks. I still can't believe that the painful uterus comic impressed a male judge. Anyway, the rules:

1. Sing the praises of Beef Jerky.
2. One of the characters has to speak with a speech impediment of some kind.
3. Be funny.

Multiple entries are acceptable, but if there are too many not-so-hilarious ones from one person, my overall impression of all of that person's comics will drop.

Judging will be uhhhh, Wednesday night at some point.

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I am a delicate ****ing flower.

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2. One of the characters has to speak with a speech impediment of some kind.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 47: Bribery is a forgotten art...']

I guess I could have brought back Boonerism Spird, but there were two of them, and only one blue flamingo. *shrug*

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

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Does "speach impediment" include weird slang, like ghetto speak, or "nadsat" slang from A Clockwork Orange?

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[Click to view comic: 'Jerky Boys are ***s']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Damn! Not first! But let's just see crabby be worst this time!
[Click to view comic: 'Pete wants a cowboy']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Whoops...beer jerky...hey, that's even better....

[Click to view comic: 'Never Leave Home Without It']

This won't win...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'So is it the Spicy or Smoky Style?']
I'm running the risk of annoying the godess with too many un-funny entries here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I tried to make it clear the elephant is about to stomp Jon into jerky, but I couldn't work it into the punchline without making it clumsy. *sigh* Comedy is an art, and I am finger-painter...

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[Click to view comic: 'Snap into a Slim **** Jim']

I wasn't sure Tourette's was classified as a "speech impediment," so I looked it up.

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What others say about boorite!

Spankling wins. :)

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Spankling wins. :)

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It is tough giving up that grand power, eh?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aw, ****. I didn't see that DeXxX had already broached the turkey jerky vs. beef jerky debate. YOU WIN THIS TIME, YOU *******.

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What others say about boorite!

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Spankling wins. :)

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You don't get no vote, ex-winner-boy. You're Finnished around here.

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But the Tourette's idea was pure Guiness (stout, that is).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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It is tough giving up that grand power, eh?

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It's not particularly funny, but I wanted to try out the new art...

[Click to view comic: 'CC47: Lousy excuse to use the new art...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Holly shyte! I didn't even notice it!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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You're just bitter that you didn't win the last one.

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You're just bitter that you didn't win the last one.

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Yeah, the deal was I give it to you, and then you give it back to me, and so on.

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Not a contest entry - just another excuse to use a new character...

[Click to view comic: 'Dude Duet']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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But the Tourette's idea was pure Guiness (stout, that is).

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