Comp ends a couple hours early today, because I'm gonna be busy for most of the day. Anyway, it was fun, but I never realized how hard and agonizing it would be to judge it. Some really strong entries...
Contenders who ran the distance:
TheGovernor, EvilZak, Ahsirakh, BigFrank105, niteowl, Matchbook_Romance, Tom_D666, fzh, areallystupidguy...
And now... winning the Bronze medal:
Kaufman for his:
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| I'm here with casino owner Steve Wynn, who's put forth a most interesting theory on all the world's ills. Care to explain, Steve? | |
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| Absolutely. Big hair is the cause of all of our problems. For instance, did you see what happened to Siegried and Roy? That tiger was distracted by a woman with big hair. | |
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| Maybe so, but that doesn't explain all the world's problems. Hurricane Isabel, for instance, had nothing to do with big hair. | |
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| Are you sure? Check your chaos theory. Step on a butterfly here, and you may cause a typhoon in China. And big hairdos displace a lot more air than a little butterfly stomp. | |
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| Well, telemarketers. Surely they don't have anything to do ... | |
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| Have you ever seen a telemarketer? Mullets and beehives, my friend. What else can account for the pressure that causes the brain damage that turns these people away from honest lives? | |
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And its sequels.
In second place with the Silver:
mmyers for his:
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| Little mouse, what are your thoughts about Bush and the CIA scandal, the Kobe Bryant Case, and the recent blackout? | |
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| Bush leaked it, Kobe freaked it, they blinked it. | |
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| And the sexual allegations against Arnold Schwarzenegger, the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and the impending World Series between the Cubs and the Red Sox? | |
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| Arnold tweaked it, Iraq sneaked it, the fans piqued it. | |
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| And the... *sniff*sniff*... did someone just fart? | |
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And the man who shocked his country by taking home the Gold...
umfumdisi for his:
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Somewhere in Eagle County, Colorado...
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| I heard there was a blackout, but I didn't know he would be sooooooo fine. | |
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| Hi, I'm Kobe. Forget I said that! | |
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Somewhere in Washington, DC...
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| President Bush, when will the WMDs be found in Iraq | |
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| Heh, as soon as the Cubs and Red Sox meet in the World Series--heh, heh. | |
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Somewhere in Sacramento, Cal-ee-forn-yah...
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| Good evening, this is the new Governor of California, if you would like to be put on my "Do Not Grope" list, please press 1. If you would like me to fondle your buttocks, please press 2. | |
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So there we have it. umfumdisi is the new winner... Let's hope he doesn't pull a Muhammed Ali on that Gold we awarded him.
In addition here are some extra catagories:
Runners who recieved special sponsorship from the Dr. Pedantic fund for including him in their commercial endorsements:
Tom_D666, akirajim, Ahsirakh.
Good runners who were disqualified for steroid abuse:
ObiJo and crabby.
(just kidding guys, ;P)
Looking forward to the next comp...
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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.