1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.

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Sex Piano.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Monkey_Matt- dramatic comebacks suck, so I'll just enter through a comic contest. Plus 18 is a monkeyish number. It cheated on me.

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

Wait no you can have the spot. In fact I quit. So the lineup is....
1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.
20. BigFrank105 - Ballpark FRANKs

This is gay. Kick a newbie out or something.

21. dcomposed

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I challenge Big Evil Dan to a duel for the tenth place in the cup.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I will extend to 24, as long as you can convince 3 more people to sign up.

However, the bracket won't hold any more than that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.
20. BigFrank105 - Ballpark FRANKs
21. dcomposed
22. kitty - now with 10 times more stress and 5% less funny!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. *mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. *jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. *EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. *Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. *DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.
20. BigFrank105 - Ballpark FRANKs
21. dcomposed

* have submitted rules. Please send yours soon.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Isn't monkeymatt supposed to be in that list? Actually let me field that one. Yes, yes he is.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.
20. BigFrank105 - Ballpark FRANKs
21. dcomposed
22. kitty - now with 10 times more stress and 5% less funny!
23. kramer_vs_kramer - Gets the mystical number 23.

Read his message above - he pulled out after signing up, so he's not meant to be on the list anymore.

Kajun Firefly, Smamurai, boinky 33, crunchycheese, KungChiFu, akirajim, Trippingbillee, Ewwwww, niteowl, and BigFrank105 have yet to submit a revenge rule to rlewis@math.com . Failure to submit a rule will result in losing your place in the comic cup. I'm not so worried about the regulars, because I can harrass them at any given time, but I don't know smamurai, KungChiFu and BigFrank105 so well, and I rarely see akirajim. Please submit your rules in a timely manner.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1. Kajun Firefly - Ho!
2. mmyers - Ho!
3. Smamurai - Ho!
4. jes_lawson - Bitch! I mean...Ho!
5. kaufman - to quote Mr. Bill, Oh No!
6. Chi_The_Cynic
7. EvilZak
8. boinky33 and his pet monkey
9. areallystupidguy - you know which one.
10. Big Evil Dan - Ho ho ho!
11. DMSO - I guess 11'll have to be my favorite number...
12. umfumdisi - 12 is my favorite number
13. New and improved crunchy cheese. Now with 30% more crunch.
14. KungChiFu - Like a virgin.
15. crabby - I was briefly married to 15 once. It needed to gain citizenship and I was lonely. Needless to say she's dead now.
16. akirajim - In like men!
17. Trippingbillee- 17 and I used to go out, but it definitely isn't my favorite number or anything. Now we have coffee sometimes. 17 is usually the one that calls, but whatever, I'm ok with the breakup and can deal with having an ex as a friend.
18. Ewwwww- Friend to all the ho's.
19. niteowl - 19 is a good 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.
20. BigFrank105 - Ballpark FRANKs
21. dcomposed
22. kitty - now with 10 times more stress and 5% less funny!
23. kramer_vs_kramer - Gets the mystical number 23.
24. flickguy - Who knew a Cup could fill up in less than a day??

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This is not my empire.

And with that, I'm closing sign ups for the cup. Someone may enter if there are any drop outs or I eliminate someone due to them not sending in rules. However, with 24 people, I just can't hold any more.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

D'OH! 'Swhat I get for taking a couple days off. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Back up players:
1. UnknownEric

For those of you who don't know how the rule thing works:

In each round, you're in a match up against one (or in the first round 2) other people. The persons not involved in this matchup will vote for the winner. If you aren't the winner, you do not advance to the next round, but you leave your rule to carry on. Your rule will be used in the next round in the match up involving your eliminator for ReVeNgE! And now you have the story of the rules.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ok my msg thingy is not working. It's not letting me delete my last msg from you ( I sent you one asking if you got my last msg, did you get it?). Whats up with that? So I have a rule but I just can't manage to get it 2 U right now. I'm outta here for the weekend so I hope the sat/sun deadline rule covers me for that. If not then lets just say that I'm the winner and leave it at that.
I'd like to thank...

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Back up players:
1. UnknownEric
2. Zegota

Damn you Time!!!! Why dost thou pass so swiftly while I do not check dee site!!!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Okay, anyone who hasn't submitted a rule to rlewis@math.com (please send them there so I can save them!) by the time their matchup comes up will be replaced by a person on the alternates list. If you don't know who you are here are the people who owe me rules:

[center]Smamurai
boinky33
trippingbillee
Ewwwww
niteowl
BigFrank105[/center]

I'd like to have the cup up before the weekend, because my brother is getting married next Wednesday. I'm excited about it, but it's stress on me, so I'll be busier than usual.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I submit my name to the alternates list sheerly for the hell of doing so.

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HALPUU!