[Click to view comic: 'Solution']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #4: Don't Fight Destiny']

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Preston F

[Click to view comic: 'The first rule of Fight Club is "get the hell outa my room"']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC4: Once Upon a Time']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #4: When tourists go to Cinqo de Mayo']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC QUATRO!! MAGICKOS BALLOS: Tinkle from the back']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Reminder, last day to submit your entries.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'SimLife (revolutions out november)']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 4: Urban legend?']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I have good news, bad news, and worse news. The good news: It's award time. The bad news: I don't know yet who won. The worse news: The trophy shop has a bit of a backlog, so not all the awards are here. Don't worry; I'll describe them. Close your eyes while you read this, and you won't even think you're missing anything.

Anyway ...

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: jes_lawson

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183831

Most Political

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184045

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183492

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Ahsirakh

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183803

The Cowboy2 WTF Award I think you know what this looks like
Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183653

Most Sexual

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183983

Most Ironic

Goes to: jes_lawson

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183829

The Check Please, I Don't Want to Know Award This looks like a big check mark ...

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184335

It wasn't very punny subject matter, but I'll hand out Best Pun

To: umfumdisi

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183800

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: fuzzyman

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184306

Most Obscure

Goes to: Ahsirakh

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184979

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: EvilZak

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184154

Best Title

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184045

Most Similar

Goes to: boorite

And fzh

For the Comics: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183612 and http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184152

The O Henry Surprise Ending Award This looks like a candy bar wrapper with a rat's head peeping out of it
Goes to: Matchbook_Romance

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=184044

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183615

The Psemi-Psychic Halfway There Award This looks like the Pasychic award being run over by a truck with a big letter P on the grille

Goes to: umfumdisi

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183799 and the act of offering a beer

Psychic Award

Goes to: nobody

For not matching the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185172

Bonus Award

Goes to: Kaddar

For: Starting this whole thing and submitting the noteworthy http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183490

Creativity Award

Goes to: jes_lawson

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=183829

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185089

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To the next HOSTS:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

nice, well done kaufman, woo!

For future hosts, want me to make a trophy with the words "No Image jerkface!" on it? That way you can give it to people instead of making new images for one time awards that don't need to be in future competitions.

it will be like awards-noimage.gif in the /awards/ directory.

It'll probably be there by the time you read this post, mmyers..

(http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/award-noimage.gif)

Use this for trophies that you make that are unique and for one competition only and don't really need an image. Otherwise, make your own award graphics and if I see it in a competition I'll try to add it to the list, otherwise email it to me.

Yippee! Thanks for the honor of hosting. I need to go put on my fuzzy robe and slippers, grab my martini glass (every good host needs one) and I'll have a new contest up in an hour or so.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Psemi-Psychic Award: I knew it something to do with the beer. Drat.

Of course, being half-psychic means that I'm 50% more psychic than Ms. Cleo.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I looked at the awards the first time they came out, and I didn't receive an award or honorable mention. I contimplated suicide with a hot butter knife but my mom told me that everything was going to be okay. Then I look again today, and I have a cool award! YAY! Thanks, and that was a good FTC! Congrats to everyone! =D

I would like to protest the similarity "award" I got, because I feel our comics are fundimentally different. If you didn't notice, above my comic I said, and I quote:
"Not sure if anyone will get the reference to House of Leaves. I haven't read the book myself, so this is only based on what I picked up from my sister constantly ranting about it."
Let me explain, House of Leaves is a book that my sister is completely obsessed with. In this book, there is a house with a hallway that technically can't physically exsist, but it's there and It gets bigger and smaller. In the book the father of the family actually takes a few expiditons into the hallway because it grows so long it never seems to end. From what I gathered at one point a person actually comes out of the hallway and they say that they've been wandering around inside it for years. that is what my comic was about.
Now, this make our comics much different, and I feel the similarity award should go to the two goldilocks references.

Sheesh, maybe you should've gotten most obscure then, according to that description!! hahaa