CHI!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

kaufman for "peonies envy". Made me laugh for about a day.

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Sex Piano.

Chi

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

A titanic battle between my two favorite strippers. Good show to both! But only one can have my vote.

(Sorry kaufman...)

Chi-tos®... The Chi that goes... CRUNCH!­™

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This is not my empire.

kaufman

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

quote:

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Who's always giving Strong Bad a hand?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's always messing up Homestar's plans?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's gonna start a rock 'n' roll band?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's making out with Marzipan?
The Chi, the Chi
The Chiiiii, The Chi is in the house
Who's the man that looks like The Chi?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's the one with yellow feet?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Chi, The Chi
Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street?
Not The Chi, Not The Chi
The Chi!

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Kaufman

Chi

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Two well worked goals from the monkey based strike parternship from the recently established but soundly founded Cynic had the veteran Maryland side on the ropes after only two panels, but slowly and surely, careful play revealed a strategy that hit back to yield subtley worked equalisers before the half time whistle. A tense second half saw shots on goal but no clear cut opportunities for the kill. So it came down to a a re-play.

In the end, insider knowledge about the damn "Franchise FC" and the self-contained beauty of the individual panels as gags on their own; like a Cruyff turn, a Beckham free kick, or a Vinnie Jones-esque squeeze of a nutsack,a deserved, but honestly fought victory was won.

Final Score

Athletico Supporto Kaufman FC 4 - Real Time Madrid C.H.I. Systems Solutions 2 (AET)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

click to receive one Chi free

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Dad was flammable

Kaufy-man, kaufy-man,
does whatever a coffee can,
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got puns running through his blood,
Look out, here comes the Kaufy-man.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Just so everyone knows, I am still here, I just am having problems logging into my email to get the rules. Voting will continue until then.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hi.

My email hates me.

Therefore, to keep the ball rolling, Ewwww, mmyers, umfumdisi, and flickguy, please resubmit your rules. To make this easier, you can just pm them to me.

Thank you very much.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chi_the_Cynic knew Spanky better than he let on.

Round 2, Match 4, Final match of this round: kramer_vs_kramer vs Kajun Firefly

Rules:
From flickguy:
I think my rule had to do with puns. It had to contain at least one pun, preferably the punchline.

From Ewwwww:
My Rule: Make a comic that includes 5 song titles start with the letter "J". Sorry for making a bastard rule.

From mmyers:
'One of the characters must mention how they don't want to take over the family business and what that business was.'

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Mediocrity at its most average.

chicka told me to come read this thread. I guess the reason was to read the rules and insert my own even though I've submitted my rules TWICE in the manners suggested previously.

After reading the three rules above, I've come up with two more rules--one that can hardly help but be complied with, and another that the competitors can work in. Since I'm feeling frothy, here's the tougher one.

From umfumdisi
One sentence in your comic must be a [u]pangram[/u]. A [u]pangram[/u] is a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the English alphabet at least once. The most common example being: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. <--You may not use that one!!!

Carry on my wayward sons;
There'll be peace when you are done;
Lay your weary heads to rest--
Don't you cry no more....No!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Does Umfum's rule apply to this current match? That would mean we had four rules instead of the three in all the other matches in this round.

No. I found umfum's rule to be evil and filed it away. Sorry about that umfum. I asked you to read the thread to resubmit.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good-oh. In that case:

[Click to view comic: 'CCXI: The Pleasure's all mine']

The song titles being:

"Jolene" by Dolly Parton
"Just" by Radiohead
"Jerusalem", the crap folk song
"Jet" by Wings
"Just a little" by Liberty X

Which is good... since you left out an S. **smiley goes here** (I usually make it present tense just to make sure I don't forget the S... or clone the dog.)

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This is not my empire.

Sorry, it's supposed to be "jumps" over the lazy dog.

My bad. :(

My other rule for the contest is that the comic has to consist of three panels and be wider than it is tall. :P

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Of course, that could be said of any comic, even one whose panels contained inordinate amounts of speech and narration, since you haven't specified which dimension counts as the width and which as the length ;-)

Going to work to think about a comic, I shall post it when I return.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CCXI: Aint nuthin' but tha music']

Songs used:

Jack Jeckel - Insane Clown Posse
Jayou - Jurassic 5
Jo Jo's Jacket - Stephen Malkmus
Just Like This - Limp Bizkit
Jealous Guy - John Lennon

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Dad was flammable

remark_sv_remark

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AFROMANS MOVE

Great puns, you two!

my vote goes to k-v-k this time.

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This is not my empire.