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The Monica Lewenski/Iggy Pop photo was funnier before you took the color out, Crunchy. Can't tell who it is now.

And let me tell you, I imagine that's EXACTLY what I looked like at the Motorhead show. Except drunker.

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Ok, fine.

But lets use recent ones.

Here's a couple, take your pick. Both are photos from a recent adventure wherein a buddy and I roadtripped to see a (ahem) Star Trek band in Sacramento.

Details of that epic ordeal are at http://www.toddmauldin.com/content.php?artc=193 for those interested.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Woa... who's taking that first picture? You can see your friend in the mirror... but he's not holding a camera.

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Poop.

No, that's a picture of me.

There's one you can show your grand children some day.

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Poop.

That's "Brian Stovall" in the mirror. The picture was taken by Briguy, but I'm not sure how he avoided being in the mirror. He is possibly a vampire.

Unless Boinky is actually me. Or "Brian Stovall". Or Briguy. Then everything changes.

I gotta go lay down.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Aw hell yeah

Its on

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

KFC = the Gabe from an alternate universe.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Poop.

Okay, contestants. Contest is now closed.

Judging will be posted momentarily.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

This was really fun to be a part of. Thank you to everybody who participated. It was extremely difficult to pick a winner. However, I believe every competition must have a victor, and that everybody finishing in a tie for first place is unfair.

So here we go:

First, the honorable mentions:

Rabid_Weasle cracked me up with the Dead Kennedys singer riding on a coin-operated rocking horse.

Big Evil Dan showed pluck, spunk and moxie with his Dead Kenneys effort, showing Spiderman battling an evil, guitar-wielding Doc Ock.

Riparian made me laugh (and played to my sympathies) with his Iggy joins Buckaroo Banzai effort, and his Devo hats on the Peppers. Buckaroo Banzai is the coolest film EVAR.

And Crunchy Cheese made me snicker and giggle behind my hand with his Monica Swallows Iggy (both color and black and white) and also his Rollins Does the Limbo action, and his KCF at Motorhead was wonderful too. I even stood on that side of the stage before being cast into the mosh pit.

In the end, it came down to the finalists of Rabid_Weasle and Crunchy Cheese. I couldn't decide but then Cruncy Cheese posted a picture of KCF Fellating Iggy Pop (later deleted, which is too bad because it was funny) so I decided the winner was:

Rabid_Weasle for giving me what I agree will be a family heirloom... my face on Iggy Pop's body, with Kiki from Warp 11 worshiping my crotch.

Thanks everybody! RW, well done. We're all looking forward to PV 100!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Congrats RW!

KCF - I can neither confirm nor deny the existence or lack thereof, of any photograph of you fellating Iggy Pop. Further, I can assure you that is such a photograph does exist, it will be disposed of properly on newsgroup servers around the globe.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Woooo! Finally I won, thanks! Good contest everyone! Now I have to think up a contest... and it has to be something good, because it's the 100th contest...

I'll post it today... sometime.

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Poop.