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israphael
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Thrasher in the Wry 1 by israphael
11-14-03
I don't know.
It's a classic!
It's got teenage angst, I'll give you that. But there is nothing else to appeal to today's audience.
OK, it'll need some major stars and some script doctoring. But it's all golden!
VIN DIESEL is HOLDEN CAULFIELD in "CATCHER IN THE RYE"!

Thrasher in the Wry 2 by israphael
11-14-03
War bites.
Here's a letter for you.
Dearest Holden, My father is opposed to our relationship. He is marrying me off to an evil industrialist with dreams of world domination. Help me.
I'm outta here!

Thrasher in the Wry 3 by israphael
11-14-03
That was an amazing escape involving big explosions and high-speed chases. Oh Holden, I missed you so much.
Me too. Let's get naked.
OK!
Due to Stripcreator's limitations, you'll have to imagine Vin Diesel and Heather Graham doing it doggy style... His rough hands on her slender hips... Slowly sliding in and... Uh... Uhh... Ahhhh...

Thrasher in the Wry 4 by israphael
11-14-03
Now it's just you and me.
You fool, prepare to die. Have a taste of my graviton generating turbine!
When you weren't looking, I fucked up your death thingy.
Ah! I am dieing!
You did it, you destroyed him! But we'll never be safe as long as there are evil industrialist with dreams of world domination in the world.
Yeah. Whatever. Let's get naked.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-14-03 5:02pm (new)
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israphael
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We'll leave the light on for you by israphael
11-14-03
Do you know what you're doing? This is the cheapest video equipment I've ever seen. And can you get more light in here?
Hey, the grainy footage and low lighting will make the final product more realistic... more exciting!
Yeah... OK... But about my co-star... You know I like kinky stuff, but don't you think this is going a little far?
Just trust me. Wait till you see the final cut. And think of all the money we're going to make!
Paris Hilton Sex Video... Take One!
How do you get your eyes to glow like that?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-14-03 5:03pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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This contest is now concluded. No more entries, please.

Up next on StripCreator: That other wonderful part of Hollywood... The Awards!!

Live, except on the West Coast.

(And Canada.)

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This is not my empire.

11-14-03 8:07pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

Member Rated:

We know when we're not wanted. Let's go, Rabid.

11-14-03 8:35pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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First, I'd like to give my heart-felt thanks to Big Frank for picking my incredibly lame comic as the winner of CC219. It was truly a shock, and now my roommate is suing me for the burn she sustained when I yelped out in surprise at seeing my name. So thanks a lot, buddy!

Secondly, thank you to those who entered this, my first contest! I hope the topic wasn't too lame for you. (I'm sure it definitely wasn't worth the wait.)

And now... (wait, let me find my announcer voice.)

Here to present the award for Best Comic in a Comic Competition Numbered 220... Vin Diesel and Rip Taylor!

(Hold for applause.)

Vin: Hey, Rip Taylor! You've always been a big influence in my career.
Rip: Really, Vin? How so?
Vin: Well, you're always throwing confetti around. And I figure with all the shrapnel flying whenever there's a huge explosion in one of my movies, that's pretty much the same thing, right?

(Hold for laughter. Wait, that wasn't funny, move on.)

Vin: Anyway, Rip, Why did you bring your cat tonight?
Rip: I thought I'd change my schtick. I got tired of ripping your picture up for my confetti, so I'm going to squeeze Vin Jr until he coughs up a hairball on everyone. Hold for laughter.
Vin: You're not supposed to be reading the stage direction.
Rip: Oh. Sorry. Hold for larger laugh.

(Vin sighs.)

Vin: Let's just give out the award, okay?
Rip: Okay. Where's the winner?
Vin: Oy vey. Addresses audience. Oh, dammit!

(Addresses audience.)

Vin: The nominees for Best Comic in a Comic Competition Numbered 220 are... Cut to clips.

Rip: Kaddar, in Salad II: Brother of Salad.

Vin: Rabid Weasel, in Animal Farm. A stunning, if somewhat disturbing performance. Oh, that's not on the teleprompter. Sorry.

Rip: Chi the Cynic, in Grapes of Wrath.

Vin: Kaufman, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Rip: Read it again, Vin.
Vin: Oh, my! How naughty!

Rip: And Codehappykid, in that great epic tale, Flowers for Algernon.

(Hold for applause.)

Vin: And the flick-Scar goes to...
Rip: I'm so excited.
Vin: Then open the envelope.
Rip: I thought you had it.
Vin: Look over there at the script. It plainly says you're supposed to have the envelope!
Rip: Listen, VD... Hehe... Did you know that your initials --
Vin: If you value your mustache, you will not complete that sentence.
Rip: Well, we still need an envelope.

Announcer:
Please welcome, from backstage, our intern: Uh... I forget his name... but here he is with the envelope!

Intern: The winner is me. Kaddar. As a special treat, here's my flick-Scar-winning strip, Salad II: Brother of Salad!

COMPETATIVE COMIC TWO TWENTY! "Salad #2! BROTHER OF SALAD! by KaddarComps
11-12-03
brefgb....
Gah! A zombie!
bebgf
I'm sorry, what?
Beef...
fuck.

Kaddar: Thanks for nothing, you two. Thanks for joining us. It looks like I'll be hosting the next Comic Competition. See ya soon!

(Cue music, as Rip Taylor and Vin Diesel exit the stage, still bickering about that stupid envelope.)

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This is not my empire.

11-14-03 8:40pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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Not even a honorable mention *shrug* oh well.
Great contest, flickguy.

11-14-03 9:37pm (new)
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