Got beat out in the carrot pealing comp. Apparently they want you to bring your own root. I can see, as I had guessed, that this pack didn't waste youthful days frittering away over books. Well done.
Gabe: Petty theft was once a cheap thrill. Now it can get a kid a bullet. Way to keep with the spirit of the thing.
crabby: As much as I don't want to encourage you, the cow calling medic after if fell over made me chuckle.
kaufman: Bravo indeed. And all toooo believable.
andydougan: Welcome to the fray. Despite a lack of donkey sodomy you fit right in. Nice echo forward with the Pokemon girl.
bunner: How I remember the "yip" dog from my youth (helpful hint: biology books make quite an impression). I hope you took pictures. I wish I had.
Drexle: Playing kinky doctor! Now your talkin'.
NastyPope: Faces of Death? The jog-a-thon part freaked me out too. Funny stuff.
NeoVid: That was evil and freighting. I laughed as I trembled. That particular youthful transgression actually does merit sticking young boys into a cell with big fat molesters dressed as clowns.
Boo-boo-boorite: Planting rumors to frame enemies. Now THAT's the Opie ****in Taylor stuff that kids need to do more of today! I know what you say is true. Except for having enough money to buy off the DA, you coulda growed up with me.
descolada99b: Spewing hot ass would not make me rent a tape. And this is Spankling talking! Funny - I would have given you extra points for turning it into a Rosanna Rosanna Danna bit with the "nevermind" at the end.
And now for the winner. The envelope please? Hey... There must be 2 grand in here... and a name...
The winner is boorite! No question! Thank you ladies and gents!
... with kaufman coming in a very close second.
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet