hmmmm...well, i could see it when i posted it, but it's not working now. guess i'll have to fiddle with it more.

i guess i will break down and get a pay website.

closer.... looks like there is still a problem with the link

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Yeah, you should be able to find something fairly inexpensive. Shop around, seriously. Geocities sucks.

Oh yeah, try to get a copy of Dreamweaver if you wanna make a page. It's a WYSIWYG editor, but it also has a code/page layout, so you can actually see what you're coding as you put it into the page. Pretty nice if you ask me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Stick to the script people. ACTION

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I'm on my coffee break. Where IS that damn little 14 year old girl with my fucking Starbucks anyway?! I DEMAND STARBUCKS! I'M A STAR!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Finally!! Thanks to CruchyCheese for putting it on his site so I could post it.

Not bad. In fact, I like it!

Bizarre though...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I remembered seeing this a while back in here by Kevin Keegans Perm. Im not entering this, but it seems an appropriate post to put in here. If you're British you'll love it.

Cut

Take ten people.

I was going over my schedule with my assistant today, and I saw that Monday is just jammed tight. Meetings with studio execs, producers, writers, all kinds of major players. So, I won't be here to guide you and to give you the hint for your super secret spoiler movie.

Ever had a shitty job? I know I did.

I used to work at this stupid burger joint in high school. I was assistant manager, so I was making decent money for a high school kid.

Yeah. At the time I relly thought I had it made. The manager liked me, and, for a high school, kid, it was a good bit of money.

Then, one day when I was working the breakfast shift, this jerkwad comes up to the counter. He had eaten about half of his breakfast and decided he didn't like it. So, he starts demanding his money back.

Needless to say, we got into an argument about how he was being rude, and wanted a refund on a half-eaten meal. The guy screams at me "It says 100% guaranteed, you moron".

So I fire back "Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!"

He gets the manager - the manager fires me on the spot. What a dick.

And you know, I could have been something at that burger joint. WHo knows, maybe I would have been manager someday.

Anyway, I wound up here, making movies. Not much different either.

Alright, well I guess that is the end of your 10 people. Get back to work so we can wrap this thing by Wednesday.

ACTION

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Ok here is my entry

I know it can't win, but can I give a big "Oooh!" to The Governor's posting of KKP's "Matron" entry.

Eh-hah-hah-hah!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You did not like the movie Repo Man? Or the Movie Remo Willams?

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I'm posting this when I could be playing Ogre.... Go Figure O_o

Emillio Estevez!!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

OK People

We wrap in 24 hours. Still, no one has used the super secret spoiler movie.

THis is going to be a tough one to judge. You are all doing a great job.

Almost time for the dramatic closing scene, so I need everyone on their marks.

Action

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I believe the secret movie is Fast Times at Ridgemont high... but I can't think of anything to do with it.

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Poop.

I the KING of EGGROLL! There is no HIGHA! SUCKA Cantonese must call me SIRE!

Now give me my trophy! Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior Northern style!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

At first I thought you meant the Mr.Hand from Dark City...

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Poop.

I will announce the winner at noon today (PST). If you are sandbagging, its time to post. Last chance photo-choppers

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

"Meh"? Fuckin' "MEH"??

I got your "meh" hanging...

Prick. Gimmie my trophy.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

CUT

That's a wrap. Great job everyone. I think we have managed to produce a quality product here.

Who won? Well, isn't it just an honor to be nominated? No? Fine.

Here are the winners

KCF was the only entrant to use the Super Secret Spoiler Movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". Bonus points there. But, later losing the Bonus Points for Photoshopping Ray Walston's head over Phoebe Cates' body. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

for Best Use of Nathan Lane in a Photoshop the winner is Kung Chi Fu for "Lawrence of Arabia."

The Ingmar Bergman Award for Most Incredibly Opaque Submission goes to DragonXero for "Misanthropic Paradise."

The Winning Our Hearts and Mindsaward goes to Riparian for "Repo Williams - The Adventure Continues." I always wondered why the adventure began but never went any where...

Best Use of Kermit in a Disturbing Re-make goes to Rabid Weasel for "A Clockwork Green."

Finally, the big winner Best Picture goes to Kung Chi Fu for "Braveheart II = If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!"

Thanks for participating everyone. I look forward to PV102!

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I'd like to thank the Academy, and CrunchyCheese, for their generosity and whatnot in giving me this prestegious honor and stuff.

Good job all.

I will post a new contest by tomorrow.

I'm looking for Chi the Cynic, umfum, and the rest of the PV regulars to come out and participate again@!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Nice contest all.

And thanks to Crunchy for giving me an excuse to make those posters, cause I love them, heh.

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Poop.

It was an honor to be nomiated for such an... obscure award!

But, curiously, who got the joke in that one?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.