Ha! I always hoped someone would make fun of 7th Heaven! It's the whitest, goofiest, most saccharine show on television. I nearly blew a load in my pants when Jessica Biel popped up nearly butt-nekkid in Gear magazine. I love that issue. She was 17 at the time.
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.