All seriousness aside, I dare say this contest brought out the best/worst in a lot of you. I was surprised how many of you selected heads of state as your "spokespeople", but perhaps I shouldn't have been. Among the many entries that struck me were (in chronological order):
boorite's NAMBLA appeal was just plain hilarious. Serious refrigerator door material. It didn't, however, really address the issue of persuading the audience. So that left the door open to others.
evil_d's invasion plans. I might have shoehorned in a comment about a sneak nighttime attack, but really good job!
NastyPope and wirthling for their one-two punch of pure tastelessness (now you know why Jewish law requires burial).
Drexle's throwing himself on the grenade of the obvious, and posting the low degree of difficulty crab-a-thon. I'm not bitter at all because I had someone else in the betting pool on who would do that...
Nonetheless, there was another comic that both adhered to the rules, and tickled me for its utter preposterousness. And thus, by the arbitrary and capricious powers vested in me, I present your CC 51 champion:
[Click to view comic: 'It Aint Doing Anyone Any Good Up There']
I'll be checking my mailbox for my little piece of Nome!