Merry Christmas!

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And to you!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Huzzah!

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Dad was flammable

Happy Boxing Day Eve!

Deck the hars with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaa......

Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaah.....

Melly Chlistmas, evelybody!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, how cute. A drunken Mall Santa.

*throws loose change at MikeyG*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Maybe it's an Asian Mall Santa...

*throws $5 bill*

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

*Ding Ding Ding* niteowl gets da plize! Melly Chlistmas, and a Hoppy New Yeal! Rets awr have a Hoppy Horridays!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Uh, great impression of an asian mall Santa.

Btw - Hope you all had a Happy Holiday.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

TRUE STORY

As a youth I worked in a cheese-arse suburban amusement park called Santa's Village during the summers for a couple of years. Santa was a fat old drunk who hated children. But he loved the long-legged 17-year old girls they got to play his pixies (the poor wenches dressed in tights and minis who had to shlep the kids on and off his lap). Around lunch they talked about how he constantly had one hand up their ass cracks squeezing cheek.

Anyway, I hope everyone had or is having a good holiday.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You worked with bunner, Spankling?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Closer. It's an Asian restaurant waiter.

Uncultured kids these days.

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A Christmas Story

"By gosh it's true! I did shoot my eye out!"

I asked for some hand cream for christmas, but my mother said, "You'll shoot your eye out!"

Yes yes, Hairy Fistmas to you, too.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Closer. It's an Asian restaurant waiter.

Uncultured kids these days.

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Sorry, I missed that one. I got my Red Rider BB Gun for Fistmas and shot my eyes out. Now I have to make my SC's in braille.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

And in the bunny pajamas your aunt sent you.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Lighted by a lamp shaped liked a leg.

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Poop.

YOU broke it on purpose! The only prize I ever won!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"

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And beats the hell out of you while going through his entire vocabulary of swear words.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"

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