How come all of Inflate's shirts have the writing over your belly?

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Poop.

That is a guy, right?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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AFROMANS MOVE

Seeing as it's election year in the U.S....

And...

I'd have been bipartisan and done a Democrat dongs one, but they don't seem to have any of the good old donkey logos on Google image search.

I also thought:
"What if regulars had their own line of T-shirts?"

Here's two for starters:

Rear view:

Finally:

And:

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

LOL, Clint Eastwood asking "What the fuck are you talking about" is awesome.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Can I sell them on cowboyphysics.com?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I want half the profits and you pay any legal bills incurred on breaching copyright.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Deal!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

We can use the profits to get John Wayne and Clint Eastwood to act out Cowby Physics!

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Poop.

John Wayne's dead.

We might be able to steal his body and use it as a puppet, I guess. He ate lots of red meat while he was alive so it probably smells pretty bad.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I was thinking of getting of Lee Marvin as "Cowboy-L". But he's dead too.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I doubt that John's and Lee's acting will suffer much from being dead.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's either them or Kevin Costner.

Wait! We can get that guy who's on all those westerns! He's the guy who sits in the tavern, and plays cards with three other guys, and he talks in a squeaky voice! You know that guy? He's in all of them.

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Poop.

Ha, ha.

....

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Well... good contest everyone. Lots of funny entries. In the end it's come down to a decision between Dan and Jes.

On one hand, Dan has a hilarious Tobor shirt.

On the other hand, Jes has lots of funny entries, plus one with Clint Eastwood and I just watched Fistfull of Dollars.

Hmmm... I'm going to have to try some way to randomly pick.

I asked Kitty to pick a number, 1 or 2. 1 was Jes wins, 2 was Dan wins.

She picked 2.

Congratulations Dan, you win. Nice going.

I also have to give special notice to spankling for his "Spankling was here" entry. Funny stuff.

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Poop.

I had no idea what I was picking for, guys. So Jes, if you're insulted, I am sorry, but I was in zee dark.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dan - Congratulations.

kitty - I forgive you.

Rabid - I will be round later to pummel you.

Spankling - The n00b bait was a MAN?

*shudder*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

:(

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.