Here you are, all--the results of this here competition. I was surprised so many of you took the word "poignant" in my rules to mean "perverse." Aww, what the hell am I saying; I wasn't surprised at all. Here are the ones that struck me as particularly gutbusting:
boinky33 - why i'm so screwed up (series, but esp. #1)
ObiJo - A conversation with my dead father
mmyers - My friend Gary's Dad and Sundays in the Park... (series)
Rabid_Weasle - Hooory Shit!
Inflatable_Man - Father Knows Best!
EvilZak - Eight Simple Rules and Prevent Child Abuse
Kaufman - Advice to a failed all-star
Spankling - Family Reunion (series)
kramer_vs_kramer - I go back to the shack... (the whole series was fun, but the cunnilingus punchline got me)
Both of EvilZak's above mentioned comics made me laugh an awful lot (seriously, reread them right now), but the new take on the old SC trope presented by Mr. Weasle takes the prize: