My vote is for DexX. Although kaufman normally writes really funny strips, it took me too long to get his strip. I didn't really understand the significance of the third panel until I read the strip a few times and turned my computer off. Generally, it didn't speak to my experience, and it threw in an unfamiliar word (priapism) for me to stumble over.
Now that the two competing entries are in, here is a practice strip I did with the same rules.
[Click to view comic: 'Supersoft!']
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