[Click to view comic: 'CC 229: Choke under pressure']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

No, Neovid, you're funny. possums...isn't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 229: Sue and Johnny Smog of the Furshlugginer Four']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

By the way, please disregard the '228' in the title of two of my submissions. They were obviously supposed to say 229.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Heh. You know, the ironic part is that if I had said this exact same thing:

then it would have been considered somewhat funny.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You're right. I would have laughed if you had said that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You're right. I would have laughed if you had said that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CFG253 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CFG253 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CFG253 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CFG253 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CFG253 5']

Heh! Good stuff Crabs.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Woohoo! I'm number 206100!

[Click to view comic: 'CC228: Another Night Ironing the Kilt']

Doh! I put the wrong number in the title!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Time for some steamy, hardcore, judging action!

Lots of really good entries, lots of you made me laugh. The following people made me laugh, but did not win. I call them "losers":

UnknownEric-Had lots of good ones.
Crabby- For his series.
BigEvilDan-For his American Idol strip.
TheGovernor-For his "Rise of the Machines" strip
israpheal-For his ironing the kilt comic.

Second place goes to (or as I like to call it "The Best Loser"): Habnem for a lot of excellent entries, especially the 8-bit Tragedy and the Torque strips.

And the winner is... allenhenderson for this comic:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 229: Basically the deal is I am a part-time scientist']

The next CC is yours, good stuff.

P.S.- Dcom sucks.

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Poop.

Finally a new CC!!

P.S. Rabid sucks.

Wangs dongs.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I just came!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That's good enough for me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I know the contest is over, but the idea behind the contest was good for a couple more strips in my parody of the Fantasic Four. I'll post them anyway. When I first read Allen Henderson's strip, it was so good, I didn't expect to win anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Furshlugginer tries to keep the peace']
[Click to view comic: 'Layja, the shape-shifting Krull girl, hits on Johnny Smog']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

LOL, very nice.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I didn't get to read these. Did someone included a Dean in Iowa joke?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Nope.

But I don't see how that'd be as funny in comic form.

It's just wonderful. Even democrats make fun of the poor guy now. "One fuck up, we can take. Two, sure, we'll let you have it. Three? Shit man, settle down! Eventually "Jesus CHRIST Man! You need to just tape your mouth shut!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I would still vote for him over Bush. I would vote for a piece of wet toast of Bush.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Meh. It may be "throwing away the vote", but I think I'll hit up a third party this year.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It depends on who's available. Kucinich is the best choice whatever way I look at it, so if he runs independant, he's my choice.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Best loser? Woo-hoo! Mainly, I'm just glad my Tork/Torque joke went all right.

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