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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC 229: Choke under pressure by fpd
1-21-04
This is going to be the best strip ever!
Yeah, it will win the contest for sure!
All those people are expecting me to be funny. What will I say?
Go on Keiko, say something.
Sucky, sucky, five dollah.
Keiko, don't choke under pressure. Say something funny before we get to the third panel.

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1-21-04 8:59am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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No, Neovid, you're funny. possums...isn't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-21-04 9:20am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC 229: Sue and Johnny Smog of the Furshlugginer Four by fpd
1-21-04
Hey, baby, how about a date?
Gag me with a spoon, Johnny Smog. I prefer real men.
I'll have you know I'm a superhero. A member of the Furshlugginer Four!
Oh yeah, which one?
*** Flame On! *** I'm the Flaming Homo, baby!
Ha ha ha, little brother! That girl is now out of sight, just like me, the Outta-Sight Chick!

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1-21-04 9:44am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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By the way, please disregard the '228' in the title of two of my submissions. They were obviously supposed to say 229.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-21-04 11:48am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Heh. You know, the ironic part is that if I had said this exact same thing:

then it would have been considered somewhat funny.

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1-21-04 1:32pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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You're right. I would have laughed if you had said that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-21-04 1:35pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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You're right. I would have laughed if you had said that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-21-04 1:48pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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CFG253 1 by crabby
1-21-04
Can you believe we both got pregnant at the same time?
I know! I know! Remember back in high school how we always said we'd get pregnant at the same time?
Yeah, we've always been best friends. The worst part is now that we're pregnant we can't party like we used to.
What?
What if I have a boy and you have a girl and they end up getting married.
No! Even better what if I have a boy and you have a girl and they end up getting married!

CFG253 2 by crabby
1-21-04
Oh my god! I'm going into labor right now!
So am I. We better get to the hospital.
2 weeks later........
I had a boy!
I had a girl! Lets force them to play together for the rest of their lives.

CFG253 3 by crabby
1-21-04
Damn baby, you looking good.
I can't believe my mother makes me play with you.
Maybe some day after we learn to walk we could meet up in a sand box for a play date.
I'm sure my mother will force me to play in the sand box with you.
So is that a yes good looking?
You just shat yourself didn't you?

CFG253 4 by crabby
1-21-04
Like my new sweatshirt Ambrosia?
No, I hate it Rufus.
Don't you hate how our mom's both gave us these weird hipster names?
You were named after her dog. I was named after my aunt Lavina.
So wanna go over and throw eggs at cars?
No.

CFG253 5 by crabby
1-21-04
Look, I've been trying to get into your pants since I was a toddler. I just got my license wanna go out or something?
Sure why not.
I was thinking maybe we could go join the Nazi party or something?
Ok, we're done here.

1-21-04 2:14pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Heh! Good stuff Crabs.

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1-21-04 3:02pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Woohoo! I'm number 206100!

CC228: Another Night Ironing the Kilt by israphael
1-21-04
Tonight's the night. I'm getting laid!
I've got soft music, candles, champagne, and satin sheets to set the mood.
And I'm ready for anything. I got plenty condoms, lube, vibrators, lingerie, whips, handcuffs, and chocolate syrup.
Still, I feel like I'm forgetting something ...
*Sigh* ... the girl

Doh! I put the wrong number in the title!

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1-21-04 3:49pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Time for some steamy, hardcore, judging action!

Lots of really good entries, lots of you made me laugh. The following people made me laugh, but did not win. I call them "losers":

UnknownEric-Had lots of good ones.
Crabby- For his series.
BigEvilDan-For his American Idol strip.
TheGovernor-For his "Rise of the Machines" strip
israpheal-For his ironing the kilt comic.

Second place goes to (or as I like to call it "The Best Loser"): Habnem for a lot of excellent entries, especially the 8-bit Tragedy and the Torque strips.

And the winner is... allenhenderson for this comic:

CC 229: Basically the deal is I am a part-time scientist by allenhenderson
1-19-04
Now giant chicken, step into my shrinking device, and return TO NORMAL SIZE!!
And then
Yes at long last I've done it. I've shrunk my cock! I've permanently SHRUNK MY COCK!!
You've also left the intercom on to the main lobby.
It's so small! My god!

The next CC is yours, good stuff.

P.S.- Dcom sucks.

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1-21-04 4:27pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Finally a new CC!!

P.S. Rabid sucks.

Wangs dongs.

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1-21-04 4:36pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I just came!

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1-21-04 4:52pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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That's good enough for me.

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1-21-04 5:02pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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I know the contest is over, but the idea behind the contest was good for a couple more strips in my parody of the Fantasic Four. I'll post them anyway. When I first read Allen Henderson's strip, it was so good, I didn't expect to win anyway.

Mr. Furshlugginer tries to keep the peace by fpd
1-21-04
You're so ugly, Sue, they should call you the Unsightly Girl, not the Outta-Sight Chick.
Your name is so lame, Human Faggot would be an improvement.
Sue, Johnny, we're the Furshlugginer Four. Act like superheros.
You're right, Greed, honey. We'll act like superheros.
Face the fury of the Outta-Sight Chick, Flaming Homo!
Hey, I didn't mean you should act like Marvel superheros!

Layja, the shape-shifting Krull girl, hits on Johnny Smog by fpd
1-21-04
There's my true love, Johnny Smog. I'll shapeshift into that girl I've seen him with.
Hey, Hotstuff!
Oh, hi Sue, what's going on?
I want to get hot and heavy with you. Right here, right now.
Besides being such an unsightly girl, Sue, you're my sister! You're really creeping me out.

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1-21-04 8:54pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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LOL, very nice.

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1-21-04 9:15pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I didn't get to read these. Did someone included a Dean in Iowa joke?

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1-21-04 9:34pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Nope.

But I don't see how that'd be as funny in comic form.

It's just wonderful. Even democrats make fun of the poor guy now. "One fuck up, we can take. Two, sure, we'll let you have it. Three? Shit man, settle down! Eventually "Jesus CHRIST Man! You need to just tape your mouth shut!"

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1-21-04 10:11pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I would still vote for him over Bush. I would vote for a piece of wet toast of Bush.

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1-21-04 11:41pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Meh. It may be "throwing away the vote", but I think I'll hit up a third party this year.

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1-22-04 12:51am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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It depends on who's available. Kucinich is the best choice whatever way I look at it, so if he runs independant, he's my choice.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-22-04 9:14am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Best loser? Woo-hoo! Mainly, I'm just glad my Tork/Torque joke went all right.

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1-22-04 5:38pm (new)
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