ah crap - here is the first one again

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

looks more like legolas to me

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

hmmm

Egdar and Johnny Winter, separated from Legolas at birth?

/hijack

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Aragorn and Saruman went for less mainstream careers after LOTR.

congrats on those sexy red x's. geocities blocks hotlinking of pictures. in your geocities file manager change the file extension to .txt and it will work.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Oh fer cryin'--!

jeeze stop posting all these red x pics I'm gettin' a chubby over here

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Okay...one last time...if this doesn't work this time then I'm going to have to kill someone.

quote:

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Okay...one last time...if this doesn't work this time then I'm going to have to kill someone.

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Ya know I must really love this woman, because somehow she talked me into letting her store those vile things on my server.

Either that or she gives damn good head.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Ivy's is definitely the most abusive to the psyche, but jes_lawson's was spot-on brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Who knew that Wormtongue and Lurtz were related?

When Elrond, Gandalf, and Frodo left Middle Earth, they really went to pursue their show career.

Elrond's On-The-Town makeup.

Gimli models men's underwear.

Legolas poses for Playgirl. (not putting the picture itself for purposes involving public decency and me not getting my ass kicked, but you can follow the link, however, in doing so, you agree to absolve me from any responsibility of you being offended or turned on).
http://www.ivytheplant.org/images/DSCF0036.JPG

Bah...here we go again...I am SO going to kill my host...

When Elrond, Gandalf, and Frodo left Middle Earth, they really went to pursue their show career.

Elrond's On-The-Town makeup.

Gimli models men's underwear.

Legolas poses for Playgirl. (not putting the picture itself for purposes involving public decency and me not getting my ass kicked, but you can follow the link, however, in doing so, you agree to absolve me from any responsibility of you being offended or turned on).
http://www.devilfuck.com/ivy/DSCF0036.JPG

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The Ents went on to star in Evil Dead 4: Return of the Trees.

(If you've seen Evil Dead, you get this)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Judging will be in 24 hours... there's still a chance for a few more last minute entries, keep them coming

xero, that is brilliance, im in awe of the two greatest movie series' in one photoshop

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Thanks, Aus. I must give credit to Zaster for inspiring me. I didn't even think of the ents until he posted his photoshop.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Just for effect (these arent mine, but they add a touch of flavour to the contest)

And BTW, would whoever wins this, please organise the next contest around Fox News , and THIS individual.

Who is the funniest individual ever to hit American Television. There isnt a sitcom around that can compare with his "Scathing Political Attacks".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You may need to be a Brit to get this one.

And of Course , Sauron has his business set up

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Poop.

Just for the record "One fun place, one hip movie" was the actual tagline.

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Poop.

After the War of the Ring was over, Gandalf invites the entire crew to his island for a weekend getaway. Below are some of the photos taken.

Arriving on the island was exciting. Bilbo pretends to be scared of the "dragon."

Sam and Saruman "battle" the leader of the island. All fun and games!

Eowyn wonders what the noises outside were so she takes a peek.

The hobbits tell Grima to stand still for a picture. Oh those pranksters!

While other tourists flee for their lives, Aragorn ponders herd movement as Merry and Pippin look on.

Legolas and Gimli get a close-up of the local wildlife.

Gandalf contemplates his new staff.

A very tense moment; Merry and Pippin try the Universal Greeting. Fortunately, the raptors decided to reciprocate this time.

Separated at birth?