Well, it's time to judge 'em...
I'm only gonna mention the ones I really liked. And I'll try to make a comment or something. Hey, what do you expect? I'm tired.
Don't feel bad if I don't mention you here...keep in mind, I actually LIKE Pokemon...
Yes, I know...
Anyway, it's hard to make a universally good joke about Pokemon. That being said, here are the good ones.
Big Evil Dan, "More Educational"
Wirthling, "Namblachu": Eh, it's OK...but I'd stick to the donkeys.
Habnem, "Obscure corners": I like the last line. Then again, I liked "What the hell I got no body" and I CAN'T let Crabby win this one, I just can't. IT was kinda funny though.
Spankling, "Generation Gap": Good use of background.
Dan, "Dr. Help-Me-Out": I expected more double entendres from this contest, I really did.
DexX, "Bottom of the Barrelmon": Honorable mention, for Aybabtu and all.
Kaufman, "Jamaican Bobsledders": This would be REALLY REALLY funny, it might have even won, but alas...I've been tainted. I can't hear "Po-key-mon" without mentally strangling the kid who says it. So consider yourself mentally strangled. ;-)
NeoVid, "More Pokemutations": It helps that I'm a fan of Weird Al too... ^_^
At the moment, it's down to two outstanding comics...
NeoVid, Pokemutations: I liked "Oh, very funny dumbass." And the whole frame-devoted-to-narration thing.
Big Evil Dan, Not-So-SmartTalk: That "tainted" thing. I've read more rants about how Pokemon is the devil's game and ****, so I can't help but laugh at the last frame.
Oh...who to choose...who to choose...damn. How about this. Heads, it's Dan, tails, it's Neo.
Haights loads a Pikachu onto a skeetshooting catapult.
The Pikachu is launched into the air. Haights pulls the trigger. As the pellets hit the yellow furbag, the electric cheeksacs are torn instantly, causing an electrical fire that burns the fur and melts the eyes, causing them to pop and making a great photo op for rotten.com. Meanwhile, the pellets continue, decimating the skull and obliterating what little cerebral matter is left in that empty skull.
Heh. Well then, heads it is. Get ready, Dan.
"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"