Wow. I won the Pokemon contest. I now feel both relieved and incredibly dirty at the same time.

Anyway, I'm leaving Friday on a camping trip, so I'm going to have to judge the strips Thursday night. Because the deadline is so short, this contest will be a short one. The rules are as follows:

1. The entire strip must be one large panel. By this, I mean that you need to pretend that the lines between the panels are not there.

2. If you don't feel that you have time to do a good job, you may resubmit one of your old strips as an entry. HOWEVER, I do appreciate creativity and hard work, so do your best to create a new strip.

3. Ignore rule three.

As an example, here is one of my old strips that fits the bill.

[Click to view comic: 'Interviews with the Lowpass Characters - Part 7']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

In case I can't come up with something new by Thursday, I'll toss this old one into the mix:

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Shocking Confessions #1']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 55: Fun House']

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

[Click to view comic: 'CC 55']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Like wirthing, I am lazy. I'll probably come up with something new, but for now I'm kickin' it old school.

[Click to view comic: 'Touchy-Feely']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Mixup in the Shipping Department']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Let's not forget this gem.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, my turn to cash in on some oldies but goodies. This one is even titled properly for sufficiently large values of 4.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 44: One Day at the Police Station']

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[Click to view comic: 'At the starting gate of the Kendonkey Derby']

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This one's hot off the presses.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 55: At the Department of Motor Vehicles']

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Not "Mixup in the Shipping Department"! That was #1 for weeks! How can we hope to compete?

I also hope to dream up a new one, but for the time being, here's some four-digit flavor.

[Click to view comic: 'It's all one panel, you see']

One of my strips from "A nation perplexed" is also wide-panel, but I won't submit that one for consideration.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Ok. You can forget the old ones, now. Here is a brand spanking new one.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 55 - Cowboy Broadway']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe, when I saw that title, I was surprised you weren't using it on something like this.

(Comic not shown here so as not to interfere with legitimate entries).

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This one sucks, but what the hey...

[Click to view comic: 'At the 1st annual stripcreator convention...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And the obligatory (even if he's on vacation):

[Click to view comic: 'Optimist in Cell Block #9']

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I tried to get this comic to behave like a proper contest entry. But all it knows how to do is hurt people.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'CC55: Party Flavors']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 55: Westward, Oh!']

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This bit of vile tripe will need to be my entry - pressed for time - and my butt hurts.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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- and my butt hurts.

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I have a pile of them, but I will try to stick with the ones that don't suck...

Oh, and I might get around to doing a new one tomorrow...

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And another...

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...and yet another...

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