I Googled "come home to" "townhome community," and the first page to come up contained this copy:

"A trail system links the community to the beautiful Lake County Forest Preserve District’s McDonald’s Woods."

The McDonald's Woods! I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as McDLT.

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What others say about boorite!

here's another from moi.

Film at 11. by habnem 8-23-01

In other news, the moon today inexplicably gave birth to twins...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Everyone had some good comics in this one, but I can only choose one winner. That said, here are a few comics that, while not the only good ones, stood out:

itsclark - CC55

kaufman - One Day at the Police Station

wirthling - At the 1st annual stripcreator convention...
kaufman - Westward, Oh!
DexX - Old joke, new punchline...

andydougan - George Dubya writes 7 in Roman numerals

boorite - Resistance is useful

ObiJo - Battlefield Mirth (he's not even here, and he's still coming close to winning contests.) ;)

However, I'm going to have to give the prize to.....

.....

.....

.....evil_d - The George W. Bush Memorial Prison for the Dumb.

Enjoy, evil_d.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow. Let's hear it for the DCCVCT, or however you spell it, I can't even remember what the third C stands for. Not that I dislike my entry -- not at all -- just that I'm surprised it was the one that broke a 50-contest drought, and with such stiff competition to boot. Anyhow, thanks, Dan. I promise I'll call you by your real name for at least a month, or something like that.

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DexX's Comic Contest Victory Conditions Theorem.

For those unfamiliar with this concept, it states that the chance of a comic winning a StripCreator.com comic contest is inversely proportional to how good that strip's author believes it to be.

Hence these two common phrases:[list]
[*] "What the fuck? You let me win with that piece of shit?"
[*] "I can't believe I didn't win that one! That was my best entry in months"
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quote:

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DexX's Comic Contest Victory Conditions Theorem.

For those unfamiliar with this concept, it states that the chance of a comic winning a StripCreator.com comic contest is inversely proportional to how good that strip's author believes it to be.

Hence these two common phrases:[list]
[*] "What the fuck? You let me win with that piece of shit?"
[*] "I can't believe I didn't win that one! That was my best entry in months"
[/list]

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Yeah, I had the same experience when I won Contest #3. The DCCVCT is not infallible, but it is alarmingly accurate.

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quote:

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Except that I was fairly confident that the one that won my first (and so far only) comic contest was not only one of my best to date, but that it was indeed one of the best submitted.

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I would hope so at least.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

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What others say about boorite!

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

(No.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

(No.)

(wirthling missed me!)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

(No.)

(wirthling missed me!)

(Did not.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

(No.)

(wirthling missed me!)

(Did not.)

(Why are we whispering?)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I would hope so at least.

(It was me.)

(I know.)

(You're both dweebs.)

(Can I join in?)

(No.)

(wirthling missed me!)

(Did not.)

(Why are we whispering?)

WE'RE WAITING FOR CRABBY!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I fucked it up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, you can print out that last quoted post, cut along the edges of the lines and wear it like a bowtie. Or pretend it's a TIE fighter! Or an hourglass! Hours of fun await!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

the confusion of one disciple by apejuice 8-28-01

Listen up fellas. I am issuing you all with names for the duration of the robbery. These are non-negotioable. Here goes . . . I want to be Mr. Black. I want to be Mr. Black. I want to be Mr. Black. I want to be Mr. Black. I want to be Celine Dion.

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I LIVE!

better late than never?

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I LIVE!

Absolutely. My serious entry to CC 56 probably won't show up for a few weeks still.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

HAHA! That was pretty funny.

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I agree, that was an excellent strip, apejuice. I'm glad you were late with it because it probably would have beaten my entry handily.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!