fuzzyman

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GAN

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm torn between visual and Literatic humor...

dandy ougan

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Doughboy

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Fuzzyman

dandy uggen

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xx( o Y o. )xx

candy nougat

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Fuzz

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I would like to change my vote to andy hadougan!

I'm not entirely sure I like this vote changing idea, I've deleted your original post, I'll need to think about that rule.

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Dad was flammable

adny dgouan

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This is not my empire.

Hacksaw andydougan.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hacksaw was one of my 2 favorite wrastlers of all time. Him and Rowdy Roddy. Now THAT was entertaining (after enough beer and pot).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

FUZZYMAN for me.

Dougan suplexes Fuzzyman from the top of the steelcage before climbing out to victory. Fuzzy stands and applaudes his opponent as they meet once more in the centre of the ring and shake hands after a good battle. Chairman Kajun Firefly comes to ringside and smacks everybody around with a metal phallus.

[u]Weakest Strip Match[/u]
kaufman vs Spankling vs possums vs boinky33

[list][*]One loser, most votes loses.[*]One character must only use one word for the entire comic, they can appear in as many panels as you wish.[*]Use reaper in all three panels.[*]It is Easter.[/list]

Okay, on you go, four of you make comics and then the rest of you vote for the crappiest. Your first vote is the one I will use, anyone trying to change their vote will automatically lose a vote in their own match.

Also: feel free to send me more rules, a lot of them were utterly utterly crap and nearly everyone sent me one saying "one comic must not have any dialogue at all". Some themes would be nice, like "everyone is at Mardi Gras" or something.

You all suck, suckers.

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Comic Cup Entry by boinky33 4-02-04

I've always enjoyed Easter. How about you? Meh.

Just a note possums: the idea is not to make the worst comic, it's to NOT be the worst, rather than be the best.

This is quite possibly the easiest match to be in and I get the feeling that you've somehow flushed it all away.

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Weakest Strip Match
kaufman vs Spankling vs possums vs boinky33

One loser, most votes loses.

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Death Takes a Holiday by kaufman 4-02-04

What the? It's Sunday, April 1, and as an April Fools joke, I'm bringing back all the creatures I killed last week. You're alive. Go home! You mean I have to slit my wrists AGAIN to end it all? Thanks a lot! Brad, for my grand finale, I'm going to resurrect the ear that was bitten off a candy Easter bunny, so I need "Bongo" brought back. NO!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Weakest Strip Match
kaufman vs Spankling vs possums vs boinky33

One loser, most votes loses.

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That's totally confusing... so technically this way there will be three people left. If you want me to make the best one, may I start again? I'm totally confused.

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Ok, possums, here are the rules, explained:

Three winners, one loser. Three people will advance to whatever the fuck comes next, one person will be left in the lurch like a sneaky fart.

ONE character has to have a vocabulary consisting of ONE word. You can have him in three panels, two panels, or one panel, but in each and every panel, they only have ONE word in their vocabulary, and it has to be the same word. get it? This could be a little confusing, I think.

Pretty simple. One of the characters in each panel has to be the reaper.

It's fuckin' Easter.

Maybe we should let possums get another chance. Or not, because I still think his entry is funny, especially BECAUSE he interpreted the rules in such a strange way, but I for one recommend a mod deletes his post and lets him put an entry in the RIGHT way.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I already did delete his post and give him another chance.

Also: the rule is that one character can only say one word once in the entire comic, if they are in three panels, they would have to be silent in two of them and the one panel they do speak in they would only be able to say one word, once.

Next person to be stupid gets kicked out of the cup.

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Dad was flammable

This is pro wrestling! They don't give do-overs in pro wrestling!

They do?

Oh, then ok.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kajun, I want to thank you for letting me have a second chance. I was just fuzzy on the rules, but now I get them.

JESUS'D! by possums 4-02-04

I am sorry, Asian girl, but I have come to take your soul. But it's a holiday! Yes, I know, Easter is the day Christ rose from the dead... but I have to do it any- And the Asian girl was saved by none other than... Rats! Foiled again! And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for God and that pesky Christ of his! JESUS'D!!!

Mmm... blatant Homestar reference.

Your professional wrestling fantasy camp can be held in another thread, this is just a contest for comics.

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