Cool, I won. Anyway, enough small talk.
In this CC I want you to offend me.
Yes, that is correct, make offensive comics.
I am very hard to offend and I want to see how far you can go. Of course, it has to be funny, too.
There's no real main rules. Just make crude, rude comics or anything that would make somebody go: :O
But no racist stuff, okay?
And since MikeyG won the last one, if he enters, he has to make the entire comic in haiku.
Juding will be in 5 or 6 days.

Ok so I definitely won't be retelling this old racist joke -

Q) Whats a cocoon?

A) A b-black man

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'CC238 - The First Date']

[Click to view comic: 'CC238 - Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking']

kramer, if THAT had been your contest entry, you probably would have cinched it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

but surely it would have been out of context as that compo would still have been ongoing at the time?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Baby Got Back To Tha Fissure.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

No one has ever made a comic about a hypothetical future? Isn't EVERY comic about the future hypothetical?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That depends on your definition of 'hypothetical', 'comic' and 'the'.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Offensive Movies']

[Click to view comic: 'CC238: A small town Saturday night.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC238: Misunderstanding No. 666']

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I has a flavor!

My first CC entry for over a year, feel special.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238 - Offending Boinky33']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'On the offensive']

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AFROMANS MOVE

Does it say something about me that I'm really inspired by this contest? ;)
[Click to view comic: 'CC238: The Man Without A Filter.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Cannibal Orgy Jesus']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238 - Offend Boinky33']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: Hai-fucking-ku to you, too.']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: Haikuchie']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*faint*

mikey wins.

[Click to view comic: 'CC238- heh.']

yeh ok. Had to do it.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

You know I love you buddy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC238: Boinked Boinky?']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: Phone Call For Boinky33']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: You Wanted Offensive, Here Ya Go']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Are you allowed to enter old strips? For I too have some slightly offensive haikus -

[Click to view comic: 'Duelling Goatse Haikus...']

You know it is really hard to think of something offensive nowadays.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Why is everyone making fun of me?

:(